Jurassic Jokes, Dinosaur Puns, Brontosaurus Humor
cosmic dino-seer puns, veloci-rapper LOLs, dino-whore humor and Jeer-assic
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humor and saur-ious puns ahead.
Dinosaur Jokes, Jurassic Humor, Pterodactyl
(Because Jur-Ass-Sick Jokes
and Pleasey-O-Saur Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream
During a Meteor Shower!)
| Dinosaur Jokes and Jurassic Puns
| 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| 6 | Archaeology
Jokes and Paleontology Puns |
| Museum Jokes | Caveman
Laughs | Bigfoot Jokes | Woolly
Mammoth Jokes | Reptile Humor
| Lizard LOLs | Croc
Jokes, Gator Puns | Turtle Jokes,
Tortoise Puns | Smake Jokes
| Bird Puns |
Q. Which kind of dinosaur was the first creature to use
Which kind of dinosaur habitually tore up hardwood trees?
A. Teak Rex.
When did T-Rex snicker and boo at bad dinosaur puns?
A. During the Jeer-assic era.
Cuisine Point to Ponder: Why is the Paleo Diet so popular
in this current era, condisering how it wotked out for the
What do you call the psychic stegosaurus that predicted
the fatal asteroid strike?
A. The dino seer.
What is a a silent, but deadly, dinosaur fart called?
A. An ex-stinck-tion event.
When was diarrhea common in carnivorous dinosaurs?
A. During the Jur-ass-sick period.
Which kind of dinosaur was a real hot head?
How did tech savvy dinosaurs message each other?
When did the most violdent dinosaur bullying occur?
A. At afternoon recess during the Jur-ass-kicked
Which dinosaurs were the first break dancers?
Which dinosaur species thrived in any environment?
Why should you never mess with a paleontologist?
A. 'Cause you'll get Jurass kicked.
When did dinosaur chefs prosper in France?
A. During the late Jour Aspic Era.
What would you get if you crossed a triceratops with a pig?
A. A dino-boar.
Which prehistoric animal like to tell wry jokes?
A. The dino-satire.
Q. Why didn't feathered dinosaurs take baths?
A. They didn't want to be ex-stinked.
What do paleontologists call a Triceratops with a stye?
A. An Eye-saur.
When were dinosaurs first plagued by rodent-borne illnesses?
A. During the early Germ-assic period.
Hookup Line: Letís go back to my place so you can play with
Q. What do you call a Pterodactyl that flies off the handle
when he doesn't win?
A. A saur loser.
What is a pterodactyl called when it's aloft in the air
A. Dino soar.
Which kind of dinosaur always pissed everybody off?
Which Jurassic animal could fly with ease?
A. The dino-soar.
Which kind of dinosaurs were religious cult leaders?
Which dinosaur species had the best vision?
What do you call an apatosaurus that never nibbled on marijuana
A. A high-NO-saur.
Site Chat Up Line: Hey doc, I want to be like a palaeontologist
and explore your body.
Up a Paleontologist Line: Hey Rex, is that a dino bone in
your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Period Pick-Up Line: Bae, you are dino-mite!
Which type of dinosaur was merely imaginary?
Chat Up Line: Hey Dinah, I'd be a tyrannosaurus wreck if
I was a dinosaur living without you in my era.
Q. Which dinosaur always kissed butt?
A. The Pleasey-osaur.
Which dinosaur was a famous porn star back in the day?
What did He-Rex call the slutty She-Rex?
A. Dino whore.
Which kind of dinosaurs never consumed coffee?
Q. Which kind of dinosaur played well with others?
What do you call a dark and deadly T-Rex movie?
A. Dino Noir.
Which kind of dinosaur was a big flirt that never put out?
Which Jurassic creature was the forefather of modern parrots?
A. The Myna-saur.
Which kind of dinosaur played NFL football?
A. The Bronco-score-us.
Which orange and blue dinosaur skeleton is prominately displayed
at Denver Museum of Nature and Science?
A. The Bronco-saurus.
When was T-Rex the biggest butt?
A. During the Jerk-ass-ic days.
Which kind of dinosaur was the most playful and fun-loving?
Q. Which kind of dinosaur routinely practiced voodoo?
What is another name for Jurassic era myths?
A. Dino lore.
What does a dinosaur call his mate after the divorce?
Which Jurassic era animal really dug gold nuggets?
A. The miner-saur.
Archaeology Jokes and Paleontology
Puns | Museum Jokes , Exhibit Puns
| Caveman Jokes |
Dinosaur Pick-Up Line: Sure babe, I'm a T-Rex and my arms
are short, but guess what? I really make up for it elsewhere!
Which kind of dinosaur was a soccer referee?
A. The Bronto-score-us.
How did Jurassic era creatures get out of their cave?
A. Through the dino door.
Which kind of dinosaurs invented the game of golf?
Which dinosaur was the branch manager?
When did dinosaurs develop their powerful biting power?
A. During the Jaw-assic era.
Q. Which tye of dinosaur is a physicist's favorite?
A. Velocity Raptor.
When did dinosaurs discover rubies and sapphires?
A. In the Jewel-assic era
How did a dinosaur feel after he was reassembled at the
museum ≠ and then woke up?
| Dinosaur Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | 6
| Snake Humor | 2
| 3 | Frog
Jokes and Toad Puns | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| Lizard Laughs | Crocodile
Jokes, Gator Puns | Turtle Jokes,
Tortoise Puns | 2 | 3
| Reptile Humor |
| Insect Jokes, Bug Puns, Entomology LOLs
| 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| Bee Jokes, Hive Humor, Wasp LOLs
| 2 |
| Butterfly Jokes, Moth Puns, Caterpillar
LOLs | Housefly Jokes | Spider
Jokes, Arachnid Puns | 2
Gorilla Jokes, Big Ape Puns | 2
| 3 | Bigfoot
Jokes | Sasquatch Jokes | Colorado
Bigfoot Jokes |
| Chimpanzee Puns | Monkey
Jokes | 2 | 3
4 | Stoner
Monkeys | Animal Potheads | Animal
| Elephant Jokes | Lion
Jokes, Big Cat Puns | African
Safari Animal Jokes | Kangaroo
| Bat Jokes | Owl
Jokes, Owl-ful Puns | Wolf
Jokes | Marine Mammal Jokes and Sealife
| Bear Jokes | Deer
Jokes | Mouse Jokes, Rat Puns
| Rabbit Jokes, Hare Puns | Animal
Poop Puns |
| Vet Jokes | Scary
Animal Jokes | Animal Music Jokes
| Animal Pick-Up Lines | Xmas
| Duck Puns | Goose
Jokes | Fish Jokes | Finny
Fish Puns | Sports Animal Jokes
| Bronco Puns |
| Wild Animal Jokes | Colorado
Wildlife | Farm Animals | Pet
Animal Puns | Animal Crime Jokes
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