Q.
What do you call a professional who tries to beautify outer
space?
A. A Cosmo-tologist.
Q.
Where can you go to see a galaxy explode?
A. A Samsung store.
Q.
Why are Nuclei and Electrons the original hipsters of the
Universe?
A. 'Cause they were hydrogen before it was cool.
Did
you hear that scientists have discovered a planet that's
entirely populated by robots? Yeah, it's called Mars!
Two
green aliens were sitting at the Space Bar. One says, "Gjfk
yuto z crpxit!" The other says, "Dude, go
home. You're drunk!" |
Q.
Why aren't there any dogs in space?
A. Because dogs hate vacuums!
Cold
Point to Ponder: If the Universe ends in the Big Freeze,
we'd all be 0K.
Silly
Solar System Point to Ponder: If boys go to Jupiter to get
more stupider, then do girls go to Venus for more penis?
Q.
What do space aliens think U.F.O. stands for?
A. Unidentified Friends of Orion.
Q.
What do they call money on Superman's home planet?
A. Kryptocurrency.
Hot
Fact of the Day: If you think Earth's center could reach
10,000 degrees Fahrenheit, you'd be core-ect.
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Q.
What did the galaxy order at the Tex-Mex restaurant in the
Oort Cloud?
A. A quasar-dilla.
Q.
What are powerful solar rays that cause people to fight
each other called?
A. Ultra-violent light.
Q.
What did they call the first potato launched into space
in 1957?
A. Spudnik.
Q.
Which social network did Sith Lords prefer using while they
tried to dominate the universe?
A. MySpace.
Q.
What do aliens visiting Earth serve their food on?
A. Flying saucers. |