| Q.
Why did the witch travel on a broom?
A. The battery on her rechargeable vacuum cleaner was dead.
Q.
How are witches and candles alike?
A. They're both wicked.
Q.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
A. She witch-hiked.
Q.
What do you call a witch at the beach?
A. A Sand Witch!
Q.
Why don't witches wear flat hats?
A. They see no point to it.
Q.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
A. She heard they had great broom service!
Q.
Why do witches wear name tags?
A. To tell which is witch. |
Q.
Why did the sloppy witch always get her incantations wrong?
A. She forgot to use spell-check.
Q.
What do you call it when a witch becomes ill while on vacation?
A. Broom sick.
Q.
Why was the witch fired from her job making potions?
A. Because she too easily flew off the handle.
Q.
What's the difference between a broomstick and a pumpkin?
A. You can't make broomstick pie.
Q.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
A. Hex-aminations.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch in the desert?
A. A Ham Sandwitch. |
Q.
What happens to a witch who doesn't travel well?
A. She gets broom sick.
Q.
What do you call a witch that wins the lottery?
A. Wrich.
Nurse:
Doctor Witchuralksi can see you now.
Patient: Which doctor?
Nurse: Oh, no. She's fully qualified.
Q.
Why do witches only ride their brooms at night?
A. Because that's the best time to go to sweep.
Q.
How can you make a Witch scratch her nose?
A. Take away her W.
Q.
Which fairy-tale damsel had the magical power to negate
formerly cast spells?
A. Rescind-erella.
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