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Suck up monstrous dating tips, zombie pick-up lines, biting flirts and ghoulish come-on jokes.

Frightful Come-Ons, Deadly Dates, Monster Flirts
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Warning: Pick Up with Caution! Deadly funny flirts, undead guy dates, and necks ghoul friend puns ahead.
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Q. How does a vampire ask for a date? A. Let's go out for a bite!A tarantula found a date online. He spider on the web!Q. What is a vampire's favorite pop love song? A. Why do I ignore the girl necks door.

Poetic Vampire Pick Up Line: Hey Girl, I'm a vampire in the streets, but a real devil in the sheets.

Vampire Chat Up Line: Hey Girl, you sound British. I can show you a bloody good time!

Vampire Pick Up Line: Hey girl, if I turn into a bat, can I hide in your cave?

Vampire Pick Up Line: Hey babe, my coffin isn't the only hard wood around here.

Vampire Hookup Line: Hey girl, once you go Drac, you never go back!

Vampire Pick Up Line: Hey, care for a Bloody Mary? She's over there, and I think there's some left...

Q. What do young female monsters do at parties?
A. They look for edible bachelors!

Monstrous Pick Up Line: Hey babe, you look dead sexy. Literally.

Ghostly Come-On: Hey babe, where have you been all my afterlife?

Q. Where do spiders go on their honeymoon?
A. Lake Eerie.

Zombie Hookup Line: Hey girl, it's the apoca-lips, so just go ahead and kiss me.

Zombie Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you know it's a grave mistake not to go out with me!

Zombie Chat Up Line: Hey girl, I was dead inside until I met you!

Frightful Hookup Line: Hey there, it's almost midnight. I can't wait to see what you turn into...

Werewolf Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I'm a real animal in bed. No, seriously! I'm not kidding.

Vampire Pick Up Line: Hey Girl, I wish you were a vampire so we could do some necking.

Vampire Hookup Line: Hey girl, the one place I don't suck is in bed!

Pick Up a Vampire Line: Hey Vlad, is that a stake in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Punny Vampire Pick Up Line: Hey bae, I fell in blood the moment I saw you.

Vampires are always on the hunt for their necks victim.

Vampire Hookup Line: Hey girl, dead or alive, you are coming with me!

Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
A. Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!

Q. What happened when two vampires met? A. Love At First Bite!You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity!Did you hear about a vampire who fell in love with his neighbor? She was teh ghoul necks door!

Vampire Pick Up Line: Hey Girl, wanna be immortal for just one night?

Vampire Hookup Line: Hey bae, they say love bites. Wanna test that theory?

Vampire Hit Up Line: Hey Girl, I can make your heart beat again.

Vampire Pick Up Line: I suck, you suck, so let's just make it a party.

Pick Up a Vampire Line: Hey Vlad, is there room for two in your coffin?

Q. How did the vampire fall in love with his wife?
A. It was love at first bite!

Zombie Chat Up Line: Hey girl, you know I love you for your mind!

Zombie Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you an academic? 'Cause I'd like to pick your brain.

Did you hear about the new zombie dating service? It's called: Dying to Meat You!

Deadly Pick Up Line: Hey babe, you know rigor mortis guarantees staying power.

Q. How does a zombie introduce himself to brainy people?
A. "Hello, pleased to eat 'cha!"

Q. What do young female zombies do at Halloween parties?
A. They look for edible bachelors!

Vampire Pick Up Line: Hey Girl, is that blood lust I'm sensing, or just lust?

Vampire Chat Up Line: Hey there, are those fangs, or are you just happy to see me?

Vampire Hookup Line: Hey babe, wanna find out why I'm called Vlad the Impaler?

Pick Up a Vampire Line: Hey bae, is there anything human left in you? You want some?

Deadly Come-On Line: Hey girl, wanna go back to my place? Just grab a shovel.

Q. What do you get if you cross a laptop and a vampire?
A. Love at first byte.

Zombie Humor: I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way...Q. What is a vampire's lover called? A. His Ghoul Friend!Q. How does a female vampire flirt? A. She bats her eyes!

Zombie Pick Up Line: Hey Brainy, I'd love you even if you were so ugly that everybody died.

Undead Chat Up Line: Hey girl, it's your lucky day! 'Cause I'm a zombie and you are drop-dead gorgeous!

Zombie Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you tired? 'Cause you've been dragging your feet through my mind all day...

Scary Chat Up Line: Hey bae, I'm absolutely dying to meet you.

Scary Come-On: I really do love a girl with brains, but not in a zombie way...

Q. Why did the zombie only date highly intelligent women?
A. He just loved women with brains!

Pick Up a Vampire Line: Vlad, don't worry. I won't impale you.

Vampire Come-On: Hey big guy, I bet you can stay up all night!

Scary Pick Up Line: Hey babe, I wish you were a vampire so we could do some necking.

Vampire Chat Up Line: Hey baby, if your bosom was a blood type, it'd be B+.

Pick Up a Zombie Line: What's a nice corpse like you doing in a place like this?

Cannibal Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you look good enough to eat!

Q. Why didn't the vampire every marry?
A. He was a confirmed bat-chelor.

Vampire Pick Up Line: Hey girl, how about joining me for a bite?

Vampire Chat Up Line: Hey Girl, I can make your heart beat again.

She Vampire Pick Up Line: Hey big guy, I'm a 500-year-old cougar, and the best you'll ever have.

Pick Up a Vampire Line: Hey Vlad, will you turn into a bat for me? A really long, hard bat?

Q. Why did the vampire give his girlfriend a blood test?
A. To confirm she was his type.

Werewolf Pick Up Line: Hey baby, you have a beautiful heart. Hopefully, it's tasty, too.

Q. Who did Frankenstein take to the dance? A. His ghoul friend!Scary Pick-Up Line: Are you an alien? 'Cause this feeling in my gut makes me want to take you out!Grandpa Munster Says: Happy Moan Day!

Monster Pick Up Line: Are you an alien, 'cause you just abducted my heart!

Q. Why did the monster squeeze his ghoulfriend to death?
A. He had a crush on her.

Monstrous Hookup Line: Hey babe, if I said you had a beautiful corpse, would you hold it against me?

Monster Come-On: Hey girl, I really do know how to make you scream!

Q. Why did the skeleton go to the speed dating party?
A. He was hoping to pick up some body!

Q. Who did the teen monster take to the school prom?
A. His ghoul friend.

Did you hear about the new cannibal dating service? It's called: Trying to Meat You!

Zombie Pick Up Line: Dude, is that maggots in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Haunting Ghost Pick Up Line: You look boo-tiful tonight!

Scary Come-On: Hey dude, are you a vampire? 'Cause your good looks are driving me batty.

Q. How does a cannibal introduce himself?
A. "Hello, pleased to meat you!"

Q. What did the zombie say to his date?
A. I love a woman with brains!

Vampire Pick Up Line: Hey Girl, wanna go out for a bite?

Scary Pick Up Line: Hey babe, are you a ghost? 'Cause you've been haunting my dreams.

Zombie Chat Up Line: Hey smartie pants, I just want to pick your brain.

Q. What did the skeleton say to his ghoul friend on Halloween?
A. I love every bone in your body!

Q. What do you get if you cross a laptop and a vampire?
A. Love at first byte.

Q. What do you call a pretty pumpkin?
A. Gourdgeous.

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