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Superhero Pick-Up Lines and Super Come-Ons
Rescue the weekend with powerfully funny pick up lines and super hilarious heroic hookup lines.

Superhero Chat Ups and Powerful Pick-Up Lines
(Because Super Power Pick-Up Lines Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream in Metropolis, Gotham City, or Anyville, USA!)
Warning: Pick Up a Superhero with Caution! Powerful chat ups, super hookups, and deadly come-ons ahead.
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Hulk Asks: What do you call a horny stoner? A. A Weed Whacker!Q. Where does Superman park his privates? A. On Lois Lane!Q. Why did all the photos at Batmans's party come out dark? A. FBI censored!

Incredible Hulk Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, my shorts usually stay on when I grow green, but I could make an exception for you.

Superhero Pick-Up Poetry in Motion: Iron Man is red, The Hulk is green. You are the hottest babe I've ever seen!

Hulking Pick-Up Line: Hey Colorado, once you go green, you'll never go mean!

Incredible Pick-Up Line: Hey dude, is your name Hulk? 'Cause you are really smashing.

Hulk Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie, they don't call me Incredible just because I'm green.

Frat Boy Hulk Chat Up Line: Baby, I'll treat you like my homework: I'll slam you on the table and do you all night. long.

Superman Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie, I think your clothes are made of Kryptonite, so you need to remove them immediately!

Superman Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, you know they call me the Man of Steel. Well parts of me, anyway.

Superman Hookup Line: Hey girl, I can be anywhere on the planet in a minute. Wanna come along for the ride?

Superman Come-On Line: Hey girl, I once lifted a rocket into orbit. Wanna see how high I can take you?

Superman Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, they say I can do just about anything, but I wish I could look as good as you do!

Batman Chat Up Line: Hey babe, are you holding Gotham City in a state of fear? 'Cause you're da bomb!

Batman Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, I bet you've never gone out with a guy in tights.

Batman Hookup Line: Hey girl, is your name Robin? 'Cause I want you to slide down my Batpole.

Batman Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, don't worry 'cause I always wear a hood.

Batman Reverse Psychology Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, I'm Batman so I don't need pick-up lines!

Caped Crusader Chat Up Line: I may be Batman, but you're Robin my heart.

Q. Why did all the photos at Batman's party come out dark? A. He forgot to invite the Flash!Hulk Humor: My Zipper Broke, But I Fixed It on the Fly!Q. What does Superman put in his beverages? A. Just ice!

Flash Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, you know, I'm only fast on my feet.

Batman Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, most people call me Batman, but you can call me anytime!

Batman Hookup Line: Hey girl, how about I hide in your Batcave for a while?

Batman Chat Up Line: Hey girl, no, I was not groping your breast. I'm Batman, not the Fiddler!

Batman Come-On Line: Hey girl, heaven's in the backseat of the Batmobile. Lemme take you there!

Batman Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, once you go Bat, you'll never go back!

Jolly Green Giant Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, no I'm not The Hulk. But, believe me, I can show you something green and incredible.

Incredible Pick-Up Line: Hulk not kidding. It so big, it rip clothes off!

Incredible Chat Up Line: Girl, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I smash by again?

Hulk Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, you've smashed your way into my heart.

Q. Why does The Incredible Hulk resent the Jolly Green Giant?
A. Because Green Giant uses corny pick-up lines like a superpower.

Incredibly Bad Pick-Up Line: Babe, how do I love thee? Lemme smash the ways.

Superman Chat Up Line: Hey girl, have you ever wanted to gaze upon Metropolis from the air?

Superman Hookup Line: Hey Lois, as the last survivor of Krypton, I have a duty to ensure my race does not die out.

Lex Luthor Pick-Up Line: Bae, if you give me your phone number, I'll allow you to retain your individuality when my Doomsday device enslaves the rest of humanity.

Superman Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you have heat vision too? 'Cause you can melt my heart with just one look.

Superman Chat Up Line: Hey hottie, it's a good thing I've got frozen breath, because you look dangerously hot!

Q. Why did Batman's date go so badly? A. Hw had bat breath!Q. Who is Aquaman's favorite singer? A. Billy Ocean!Q. What do you all an unmarried guy with the worst handwriting? A. The most illegible bachelor!

Batman Come-On Line: Hey girl, you don't need a bat signal to make me come!

Batman Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Bane? 'Cause you are making my Dark Knight rise.

Batman Chat Up Line: Hey girl, I see that Robin and I aren't the only dynamic duo in town tonight.

Pick-Up Batman Line: Hey dude, is that a Batarang in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Human Torch Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, go easy on me 'cause sometimes I burst into flames.

Human Torch Hookup Line: Hey girl, I hope you like it hot 'cause I've got a strong urge to get my torch on!

Superhero Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie, was your daddy the Human Torch? 'Cause you are on fire, girl!

Aquaman Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, are you as wet as I am?

Superhero Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, my metal suit isn't the only reason they call me Iron Man.

Iron Man Come-On Line: Hi girl. My name is Tony Stark, and yes, my tower is as impressive as they say it is.

Iron Man Chat Up Line: Hey babe, why go to the gym, when you can pump iron at my place?

Iron Man Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, my suit is made out of a gold and titanium alloy. Iron refers to something else.

Iron Man Hookup Line: Hey babe, you need a room for the night? I'll let you share my suite.

Iron Man Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, wanna be my Iron Maiden tonight?

Superhero Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I'm betting you're a real beast in the bedroom.

Hulking Awesome Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, they don't call me Incredible for nothing.

Incredible Pick-Up Line: Hi girly, Hulk smash you with love.

Bruce Banner Chat Up Line: Hey girl, I'm never angry when I'm with you.

Hey girl, Hulk doesn't dial the wrong number, you picked up the wrong phone!

Incredible Pick-Up Line: Girl, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I smash by again?

Incredible Pick-Up Line: Girl. Go out with Hulk. Don't. Make. Hulk. ANGRY!

Incredible Come-On Line: Hey babe, put me in the right mood, and I'm a real beast in bed – literally.

A Bachelor's a Guy Who's Footloose and Fiance-Free. Q. Why is Superman's costume so tight? A. Because it's a size S!Q. What is Batman's favorite drink? A. Fruit punch!

Captain America Come-On: Hey babe, my shield can block anything, but it couldn't stop you from from stealing my heart.

Captain America Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I was frozen for decades. Wanna help warm me up?

Captain America Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, on a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?

Captain America Chat Up Line: Hey girl, I have a weapon made of the hardest material on Earth, and I have a shield, too.

Captain America Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, you are the stars on my spangled banner.

Superman Chat Up Line: Hey girl, yes it is true that the suit does come off.

Superman Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, wanna test out if I can transfer any of my super powers?

Superman Hookup Line: Hey there babe, you seem stressed. Wanna come back to my fortress of solitude.

Superman Pick-Up Line: Excuse me miss, I'm from another planet. How about you teach me about human anatomy?

Superman Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, even if there wasn't gravity on Earth, I'd still fall for you.

Batman Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, when you've have Batman once, you'll want Batman Forever!

Batman Chat Up Line: Hey hottie, are you Catwoman? 'Cause you're making my Dark Knight rise.

Batman Come-On Line: Hey babe, the Bat hasn't been in the Batcave for awhile, if you know what I mean...

Gotham City Pick-Up Line: Yes, I am Batman. But girl, you are Robin my heart.

Black Widow Pick-Up Line: Hey dude, I think you'll find it shocking when you see just how flexible I can be.

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| Superhero Jokes, Caped Crusader Puns | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | Supervillain Jokes |
| Marvel Comics Jokes | Superhero Music Jokes | Superhero Loo LOLs | 2 | Female Superheroes |
| DC Comics Humor | POW! Batman Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Superman Jokes | Spider-Man Puns |
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