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Hulk Asks: If politicians worked together to solve problems, could we all say "Bye Partisan?"
I didn't like my beard at first, but then it grew on me.
Hulk Says: Chuck Norris does not take showers! He takes blood baths!
Hulk Says: When I asked my girl if she wanted a ring made of silver or gold, she said either ore!


Incredible Hulk Humor, Angry Puns, Green Grins
Fumingly funny Hulk jokes, green gamma puns, rage humor and Incredible purple pants puns.

The Hulk Jokes, Raging Rants, Banner Laughter
(Because "You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Angry" Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream, Considering It's All the Rage!)
Warning: Proceed at your own risk! Shirt and shoes required. Anger Management in progress...
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Q. What do you all an unmarried guy with the worst handwriting? A. The most illegible bachelor!Q. Why doesn't Chuck Norris have to flush the toilet? A. He scares the sh*t out of it!Hulks Says: He broe his wife's garden figurine and now he has to break it to her!

Green Point to Ponder: Does it make The Hulk angry when he can't remember if he's Bruce or David?

Incredible Fact of the Day: The Hulk doesn't bowl strikes. He just knocks one down and the other nine faint!

Q. Why doesn't The Incredible Hulk ever daydream?
A. Because he's too busy giving everybody else nightmares.

Q. What is Bruce Banner's favorite color?
A. Well, it sure as hell isn't green!

They once made Incredible Hulk toilet paper, but there was a problem. It wouldn't take sh*t from anybody.

Hulking Point to Ponder: Why doesn't Marvel promote The Hulk through advertising, considering he's already a giant Banner?

Q. What do you call it when David Banner won't speak to you?
A. The Incredible Sulk.

Incredible Trivia: The Hulk does not style his hair or cut it. It stays perfectly in place out of shear fear.

Q. Why do frogs love St. Patrick's Day and The Hulk?
A. Green is the color of frog love. Ew!

Q. What did the angry electron say when it was repelled by Bruce Banner?
A. Let me atom!

Q. How do you determine The Hulk's atomic half-life age?
A. Slice him in half, and count the rings.

Q. Which musician makes The Hulk incredibly angry?
A. Some cheese rapper named David Banner.

Q. Why did the stupid bodybuilder train at the zoo? A. He wanted to get ripped to shreds!Happy Dudes Day!Hulk Asks: What do you get if you cross a body builder and a peeping Tom? A. Amazing Peeks!

The Hulk grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his rage.

Hulk: "The only thing that keeps me from breaking you in half is that I don't want two of you around."

Incredible Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, get me in the right mood, and I'm a real beast in the bedroom.

If Bruce Banner and David Banner teamed up, would that make Hulk angry?

Hulk Quote of the Day: Please allow me to introduce myselves.

Going Green Point to Ponder: If Bruce Banner documented his rage and backed it up with facts, would he become The Credible Hulk?

Q. What is the secret of Hulk's purple pants?
A. Unstable nut-lear decay.

Q. Why do Hulk's pants stay on?
A. Because unstable nut-lear decay is X-rated and not suitable for most viewers.

Bruce Banner Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, I'm never angry when I'm with you.

Hulk Humor: Got angry at a chef in an Italian restaurant and gave him a pizza my mindHulk Says: Happy Man Day!If Satan lost his hair, would there be Hell toupee?

The Hulk is mad as hell, and not in a pizza-aggressive way!

Q. What does The Incredible Hulk say when bad guys try to steal his mashed potatoes?
A. Hulk Smash!

Q. Why did Taco Bell add green chili to the menu?
A. So The Hulk would know what to order and not get h-angry!

Q. How do you know The Hulk is invinceable?
A. Nobody named Vince has been able to stop him!

Q. What does The Incredible Hulk call it when he has an erection?
A. Bruce Boner.

Incredible Point to Ponder: If The Hulk subbed for Captain America, would he be a Star-Spangled Banner?

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris. Ouch!

Q. Why is David Banner's new men's fashion line so successful?
A. It's all the rage!

Q. Why didn't Bruce Banner become a journalist instead of a genius scientist?
A. Because he was NOT credible then.

Hulk Asks: What do a cooked bird & a cowardly stoner have in common? A. They're both baked chickens!A man who digs for his watch in a toilet is bound to have sh*tty timing!Q. What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A. The drunk runs it, but the stoner waits for it to turn green!

Gamma Grass Taste Good! So, why Hulk so angry?

Q. Why didn't David Banner ever wear designer jeans during the 1970s?
A. Because The Hulk thought they were an absolute rip off!

Pick-Up a Green Superhero Line: Hey big guy, I'd like to ride your Incredible Hulk.

Q. Why can't The Hulk ever be happy?
A. Because that's just not the rage.

Q. Why doesn't Bruce Banner wear designer shirts?
A. Because The Hulk won't go commercial.

Q. What did Bruce Banner say to the genius HR department?
A. I do not need anger management. You need to stop hiring idiots!

A Big Green Point to Ponder: If The Hulk is so Incredible, how do his pants hang in there? Boing! Spandex?

Hulking Pick-Up Line: Hey Colorado, once you go green, you'll never go mean!

Q. Why did The Incredible Hulk have the best float in the parade?
A. Because it was a gigantic green Banner!

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