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Q. What does Spider-Man do for a living? A. He's a Web Designer!Q. What is Spider-Man's favorite band? A. The Spinners!Q. What is Spider-Man's favorite month of the year? A. Web-ruary!

Q. What do you call it when Spider-Man joins the Marvel Universe?
A. A spin-off.

Q. Where is the home of Spider-Man in the 21st Century?
A. The World Wide Web.

Superhero Point to Ponder: If Xena Warrior Princess and Spider-Man went into business together, would they call it Amazon Web Services?

Q. What is Spider-Man's favorite outdoor sport?
A. Fly Fishing!

Q. Why do good girls stay away from Spider-Man?
A. They hear he's a real swinger (and he likes fly fishing).

Q. What did Bruce Banner say to Spider-Man?
A. Don't bug me!

Q. Why does Spider-Man get so frustrated with the World Wide Web?
A. Because Google thinks his name is Spiderman, not Spider-Man!

Q. What is Doc Ock's favorite month of the year?
A. Ocktober!

Q. Which blues song does the Dark Knight listen to in the Batmobile?
A. Spidey's Curse by Black Lips.

A tarantula found a date online. He spider on the web!Spider-Man Says: Happy Spunday!Funny Arachnid Riddle: Q. What do you call young married spiders? A. Newly Webs

Q. Which classic toy still fascinates Spiderman?
A. Toy tops, 'cause they're always spinning.

Q. Why is Spider-Man the best outfielder on the superhero baseball team?
A. Because he's great at catching flies.

Q. What is Spiderman's favorite TV game show?
A. The Newly Web Game.

Q. What would you get if you crossed Spiderman and an eyeball?
A. A website.

Pick-Up Spider-Man Line: Hey dude, I see your fly is down.

Q. What does Peter Parker say when asked what he does for a living?
A. He's a web designer.

Q. What is Spider-Man's least favorite tongue twister?
A. Peter Parker picked a peck of pickled peppers.

Q. What do you call it when Spiderman is involved in a love triangle?
A. A tangled web.

Spider-Man Pick-Up Line: Hey bae, every tried a sex swing made of spiderwebs?

Q. What happens if you cross Spider-Man with an ear of corn?
A. You get cobwebs!

Q. Why did Spider-Man drive off in his bud's car?
A. He just wanted to go for a quick spin.

Q. What did Spiderman order at the street cafe in Paris?
A. French flies.

Happy Toons Day!Happy Wham's Day!Ouch! Happy Hurts Day!

Q. Why did Spider-Man drive off in his buddie's car?
A. He wanted to take it out for a spin.

Q. Which brand of rice does Spider-Man prefer?
A. Uncle Ben's.

Spider-Man Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, I'd spray my webs all over you, all over.

Q. Which song does Peter B. Parker work out to?
A. Spider Training by Daniel Pemberton.

Spider-Man Pick-Up Line: Bae, you must be a bad girl 'cause my spidey senses are tingling south.

Q. Where does Spider-Man get his power?
A. From the World Wide Web.

Q. Which part of a computer is Spider-Man's favorite?
A. The web cam.

Q. What diddy does Peter Parker blast when he's driving through New York City?
A. Spiderman Rap by Daddyphatsnaps.

Spider-Man Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, you know, I've gotten much better at catching women who've been thrown off a bridge.

Q. What does Doc Ock drive to the bank?
A. An armored car.

Q. Why was Spiderman such a bad driver?
A. Because he was always spinning out.

Q. Which tune does Peter Parker find amazing?
A. Spider-Man Science by Daniel Pemberton.

WHAM! Happy Wednesday!Flying Dinosaur Says: Wow, it's fly day!Zap! The work week is finally over! Happy Friday!

Q. How does Spider-Man communicate with all his superhero buds?
A. On the World Wide Web.

Q. Why did Spider-Man decide to join the swim team?
A. Because he had webbed feet!

Spider-Man Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, are you a fly? 'Cause I want to wrap you up and take you to my web.

Q. Where does Spiderman poop?
A. Web-ever he wants.

Q. What do you call a tiny arachnid superhero with a nasty case of diarrhea?
A. Itsy shitsy Spiderman.

Q. What song does Peter Parker listen to during the yule season?
A. Spidey-Bells by Chris Pine.

Q. Which day of the week does Spider-Man look forward to?
A. Fly-day.

Q. What kind of toilet tissue does Spider-Man use?
A. Fly Paper!

Q. What did Batman say to Spider-Man?
A. Don't bug me!

Q. Why does Spiderman spin webs?
A. Because he doesn't know how to knit.

Q. How is Spider-Man like a toy top?
A. He's always spinning.

Q. Which tune sends Spider-Man into the Spider-Verse?
A. Cemetery Splat by Daniel Pemberton.

Q. What do you call Spider-Man when he's not minding his own business?
A. Nosy Parker.

Q. Which dance do Ant Man and The Wasp boogie to?
A. The Jitterbug.

Q. What is the name of Ant Man's musical band?
A. Avengers Ensemble.

Q. Which party game does Ant Man enjoy best?
A. The scAVENGER hunt.

Q. How does Ant Man keep his suit from getting wrinkled?
A. He gets help from Iron Man.

Q. How do Ant Man and the Wasp get around town?
A. They ride the Buzz.

Q. Why did Ant Man win a Nobel Prize?
A. Because he was brilli-ant.

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