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Q. Why did Batman's date go so badly? A. Hw had bat breath!
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Batman's foe says: Why Ca't Batman get a date? SLAP! I do NOT have Bat breath!
Q. Which farm animal turns into a superhero at night? A. This sheep is Baaman!
There are three ways to do something: The right way, the wrong way, and the Janeway!

 


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Save the day with Batgirl Puns, Supergirl humor, Catwoman laughs and Wonder Woman jokes.

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(Because Prime Amazon Jokes Could Never Be TOO Mainstream for Wonder Woman or Xena Warrior Princess!)
Warning: Proceed with Caution! Deadly female supervillain jokes, heroine humor, and anti-heroine puns ahead.
| Female Superheroes | Marvel Comics Jokes | Superhero Music Jokes
| Superhero Loo LOLs | 2 |
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Superhero Pick-Up Lines | 2 | The Hulk Hookups | Batman Chat Ups | Superman Come-Ons |
| Superhero Jokes, Caped Crusader Puns | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | Supervillain Jokes
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| DC Comics Humor | POW! Batman Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Superman Jokes | Spider-Man Puns |
| Incredible Hulk Jokes | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | Green Hulk Laughs | Super Chuck Norris Jokes |


Q. Why did Batman take Wonder Woman to a used car dealership? A. To use her lasso of truth on the salesman!7 of 9 Borg Jokes Are Not Funny!Q. What does Batgirl wear to the superhero ball? A. Her Dark Knight Gown!

Superhero Point to Ponder: If Wonder Woman and Spiderman went into business together, would they call it Amazon Web Services?

Q. Which female superhero is intellectually the most curious?
A. Wonder Woman.

Q. What does Wonder Woman call her lover's penis?
A. Amazon Fulfillment Center.

Q. How did Wonder Woman get her new sword for the Justice League movie?
A. She used Amazon Prime.

Q. What happened when Wonder Woman tried to send her beau a nudie selfie?
A. Nothing because she didn't turn on The Flash!

Q. How does Supergirl fix broken female superhero puns?
A. She uses Superglue!

Q. Who actually was the first female superhero?
A. Iron Man is Fe Male!

Q. What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?
A. FeDora. (Face Palm!)

Q. Why are Batman's farts louder than Batgirl's farts?
A. Because Batman has a microphone and two speakers.

Hypothetical Female Superhero Point to Ponder: What if Wonder Woman married Optimus Prime and got pregnant on their wedding night? Would there would be free delivery in two business days?

Superhero Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, if you're Lady Liberty, can I be your Captain America?

Q. Why did the junkie attempt to abduct Wonder Woman?
A. Because he was a heroine addict.

Superman, Santa Claus, and a blonde saw $1 on the sidewalk. Who picked it up? A. The blonde, because the other two don't exist!Q. Why did this chicken cross the road? A. Because she's an independent female flightless bird!There are three ways to do something: The right way, the wrong way, and the Janeway!

Q. How do you know you're an heroine addict?
A. You just can't get enough of Wonder Woman, Batgirl, and Xena Warrior Princess.

Batman Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie, are you Catwoman? 'Cause you're making my Dark Knight rise.

Q. What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
A. The Dark Knight rises.

Q. Why did his girlfriend dump the guy who collected too many superhero comics?
A. She said he just had too many issues.

Q. How did the guy know he was married to Wonder Woman?
A. She wonders when he'll grow up. She wonders when he'll take out the trash. She wonders when he'll get a raise and promotion. And, she wonders why she ever married him!

Q. What is it called when Wonder Woman reruns are aired for an entire month straight?
A. An heroine overdose.

Q. What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
A. Iron Man is a superhero, and Iron Woman is a laundress command.

Q. Why is Wonder Woman's eye makeup always so alluring?
A. Because she's from Themyscira and Maybelline has an outlet store there.

Q. What did Wonder Woman say to The Flash when she noticed he was graying?
A. I still find you dashing!

Black Widow Pick-Up Line: Hey dude, I think you'll find it shocking when you see just how flexible I can be.

Super Point to Ponder: If Wonder Woman is the best female warrior, would that make her Amazon Prime?

A Bachelor's a Guy Who's Footloose and Fiance-Free. Ginger snaps cookie dough is gross! Batman: Kapow! Never dis cookie Batter!Batman asks: What does Batgirl wear to bed? A. Her Dark Knight Gown!

Q. What did The Hulk say when he saw Wonder Woman?
A. Hulk horny!

Q. What is The Hulk's pet name for Wonder Woman?
A. She Smash.

Q. What is a superhero's drug of choice?
A. Heroine.

Super Power Point to Ponder: If the Wonder Woman movie made $100,000,000 the first week, why did Wonder Man get paid $150,000,000 for doing the same job?

Q. When Batman and Catwoman race, why does Batman always come in first?
A. Because bat is before cat in the dictionary.

Q. Which Gotham City comic book character is purr-dy much curious?
A. Catwoman.

Catwoman Pick-Up Line: Batman, I find you to be odious, abhorrent, and insegrievous. Hot or NOT?

Q. How does Catwoman feel about Batman?
A. She thinks he's just purr-fect.

Q. What did Batman get from Batgirl on Valentine's Day?
A. Mixed Signals.

Q. What did Batman give Catwoman on Valentine's Day?
A. Eek! A Mouse!

Q. Why did Batman romance a witch?
A. Because she knew how to handle a cat woman.

Q. Why did Catwoman decide not to pursue a date with Mr. Freeze?
A. He gave her the cold shoulder.

Q. When is Joker not plotting a murder? A. When he's out riding the Harley!At the supermarket, I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode, so I ased: "Are You Two An Item?"Q. What happened when Yeoman Rand said there was a peephole in her cabin door? A. Captain Kirk promised t look into it!

Q. Why doesn't Batman like to go on nature walks?
A. Because he detests Poison Ivy.

Q. How did Batman nearly contract AIDS?
A. From playing around with Poison-HIVy.

Q. What would you call Batman after a sex change?
A. An Ex-man. OUCH!

Superhero Point to Ponder: Is Iron Man essentially a Fe-Male superhero?

The Hulk didn't dial the wrong number, his super green gal pal picked up the wrong phone.

Q. If Wonder Woman partied on drugs, which would she do?
A. Heroine.

Powerful Point to Ponder: If Wonder Woman and Xena Warrior Princess are in a competition for best female warrior, would the winner be titled Amazon Prime?

Superhero Point to Ponder: If Xena Warrior Princess and Spiderman started a powerful online business together, would they call it Amazon Web Services?

| Female Superheroes | Marvel Comics Jokes | Superhero Music Jokes | Superhero Loo LOLs | 2 |
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Superhero Pick-Up Lines | 2 | The Hulk Hookups | Batman Chat Ups | Superman Come-Ons |
| Superhero Jokes, Caped Crusader Puns | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | Supervillain Jokes
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| DC Comics Humor | POW! Batman Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Superman Jokes | Spider-Man Puns |
| Incredible Hulk Jokes | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | Green Hulk Laughs | Super Chuck Norris Jokes |


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