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Q. How is Batman like false teeth? A. He comes out at night!
Q. When is Joker not plotting a murder? A. When he's out riding the Harley!
Q. Who is Batman's favorite rapper? A. Lil Wayne!
Q. Where does Batman go potty? A. In the bat room!
Ginger snaps cookie dough is gross! Batman: Kapow! Never dis cookie Batter!

 


Caped Crusader Chat Up Lines, Dark Knight Hookups
Signal the Batcave for caped come-ons, Batman hookup humor, and Bruce Wayne pick-up lines.

Batman Pick-Up Lines and Bruce Wayne Come-Ons
(Because Bat-tastic Batman Pick-Up Lines Could Never Be TOO Mainstream in Gotham City on Baturday Nights!)
Warning: Proceed at Your Own Risk! Gotham City pick-up lines, Dark Knight jokes, and mixed Bat signals ahead.
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Q. Why did Batman's date go so badly? A. Hw had bat breath!Q. Why did Batman take Wonder Woman to a used car dealership? A. To use her lasso of truth on the salesman!Q. What is Batman's favorite drink? A. Fruit punch!

Batman Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, are you holding Gotham City in a state of fear? 'Cause you're da bomb!

Batman Hookup Line: Gotham City might need a vigilante, but tonight I just need those vigilantitties.

Batman Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, don't worry 'cause I always wear a hood.

Batman Come-On Line: Hey baby, when you've have Batman once, you'll want Batman Forever!

Batman Hookup Line: Hey babe, wanna get out of here and check out the Dark Night?

Batman Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, you don't need a bat signal to make me come!

Batman Come-On Line: Hey girl, if you were Justice, you and I would be in a League of our own!

Batman Chat-Up Line: Hey hottie, are you Catwoman? 'Cause you're making my Dark Knight rise.

Batman Come-On Line: Hey girl, is your name Robin? 'Cause I want you to slide down my Batpole.

Batman Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, would you like to see how well my bat sonar functions under the covers?

Pick-Up a Caped Crusader Line: Hey big guy, I'd like to take a ride on your Batmobile.

Batman Pick-Up Line: Baby, you are making all of Gotham City nervous, 'cause you're the bomb.

Q. Why did all the photos at Batman's party come out dark? A. He forgot to invite the Flash!Q. What does Batgirl wear to the superhero ball? A. Her Dark Knight Gown!Q. What is Bruce Wayne's favorite day of the week? A. Baturday!

Caped Crusader Come-On Line: Hey girl, yes it is true that the suit does come off.

Batman Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, no, I was not groping your breast. I'm Batman, not the Fiddler!

Gotham City Chat-Up Line: Hey baby, they don't call me Batman for nothing.

Batman Hookup Line: Hey babe, how about I park it in your Batcave?

Q. What did Batman get from Batgirl on Valentine's Day?
A. Mixed Signals.

Batman Chat-Up Line: Hey babe, I'm stretchy, just like my spandex suit.

Bruce Wayne Come-On Line: Hey baby, I need you more than Gotham City needs Batman.

Caped Crusader Pick-Up Line: I may be Batman, but you're Robin my heart.

Batman Chat-Up Line: Hey girl, I bet you've never gone out with a guy in tights.

Batman Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, I see that Robin and I aren't the only dynamic duo in town tonight.

Batman Hookup Line: Yes girl, he is the Boy Wonder, but I'm betting you like men.

Caped Crusader Pick-Up Line: Hi babe, I'm Batman!

Q. What does Batman put into his cocktails? A. Just ice!Q. What is Gotham City's safest day of the week? A. Baturday!Q. What did Batman say to his friend who'd been AWOL? A. Welcome Bat!

Batman Reverse Psychology Come-On Line: Hey girl, I'm Batman so I don't need pick-up lines!

Batman Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, most people call me Batman, but you can call me anytime!

Baturday Night Gotham City Hookup Line: Yes, I am Batman. But girl, you are Robin my heart.

Pick-Up Batman Line: Hey big guy, is that the Batphone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Catwoman Pick-Up Line: Batman, I find you to be odious, abhorrent, and insegrievous. Hot or NOT?

Batman Chat-Up Line: Hey baby, wanna check out the Batmobile?

Batman Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, once you go Bat, you'll never go back!

Batman Come-On Line: Hey girl, is your name Bane? 'Cause you are making my Dark Knight rise.

Undercover Batman Hookup Line: Hey girl, how about I hide in your Batcave for a while?

Q. Why did all the photos at Batmans's party come out dark? A. FBI censored!Batman's foe says: Why Ca't Batman get a date? SLAP! I do NOT have Bat breath!Q. Why did all the photos at Batman's party come out dark? A. Twitter censored!

Dark Knight Hookup Line: Hey babe, come with me to the Dark Night, unless you prefer to do it with the lights on.

Batman Pick-Up Line: Babe, when the Dark Knight rises, he always wears his suit to protect you from sexually transmitted disasters.

Batman Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, the Bat hasn't been in the Batcave for awhile, if you know what I mean...

Batman Chat-Up Line: Hey hottie, if you haven't been to Gotham City before, I'd be glad to take you there tonight.

Batman Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, on a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?

Batman Come-On Line: Hey girl, heaven's in the backseat of the Batmobile. Lemme take you there!

Attempted Pick-Up Batman Line: Hey dude, is that a Batarang in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Hey girl, Batman didn't dial the wrong number, you picked up the wrong phone!

Batman Hookup Line: Hey baby, I'm looking for a new lair. Is your Batcave available tonight?

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