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Superhero
Pick-Up Lines and Super Hot Chat Ups
Save
the day with powerful pick up lines, harrowing hookups, and super bad
come-ons.
Superhero
Hookups and Heroic Pick-Up Lines
(Because
Super Come-Ons Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream If You're
Looking for a Marvel-ous Pick-Up Line in DC!) |
Warning:
Hook Up with a Superhero with Caution! Good guy pick up lines and
super campy come-ons ahead.
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Superhero Pick-Up Lines | 2
| The Hulk Hookups | Batman
Chat Ups | Superman Come-Ons
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| Superhero Jokes, Caped Crusader Puns
| 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| 6 | 7
| 8 | 9
| 10 | Supervillain
Jokes |
| Marvel Comics Jokes | Superhero
Music Jokes | Superhero Loo LOLs
| 2 |
Female Superheroes |
| DC Comics Humor | POW!
Batman Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
Superman Jokes | Spider-Man
Puns |
| Incredible Hulk Jokes | 1
| 2 | 3 | 4
| 5 | 6 | 7
| Green Hulk Laughs | Super
Chuck Norris Jokes |
Superman
Chat Up Line: Hey babe, you must be made of Kryptonite 'cause
you are making me weak in the knees.
Superman
Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie, wanna find out first hand why
they call me the Man of Steel?
Superman
Hookup Line: Hello girl. I think your clothes are made of
Kryptonite, so you'll need to remove them immediately.
Superman
Pick-Up Line: Baby, they say I have the power to do just
about anything, but I wish I had the power to look that
good!
Superman
Come-On Line: Hey babe, did you know that when I hold someone
really close, they become invulnerable?
Superhero
Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, do you have the ability to leap
over tall buildings? 'Cause you'll need that ability to
be on top.
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Batman
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, if you were Justice, you and I would
be in a League of our own!
Batman
Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I'm looking for a new lair. Is your
Batcave available tonight?
Pick-Up
Batman Line: Hey big guy, is that the Batphone in your pocket,
or are you just happy to see me?
Batman
Pick-Up Line: Baby, you are making all of Gotham City nervous,
'cause you're the bomb.
Batman
Hookup Line: Hey baby, would you like to see how well my
bat sonar functions under the covers?
Bruce
Wayne Come-On Line: Hey baby, I need you more than Gotham
City needs Batman.
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Q.
What's strong enough to hold The Hulk back?
A. His zipper.
Q.
What did The Hulk say when he saw Wonder Woman?
A. Hulk horny!
Q.
What does The Incredible Hulk call it when he has
an erection?
A. Bruce Boner.
Incredible
Hulk Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, wanna see my other big secret?
Incredible
Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, get me in the right mood, and I'm
a real beast in the bedroom.
Incredible
Pick-Up Line: Hey bae, wanna see why they call me The Hulk?
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Incredible
Come-On Line: Hey babe, the shorts don't aways stay on when
I Hulk out.
Incredible
Pick-Up Line: Hey girly, Hulk show you just why he called
strongest there is!
Silent
But Deadly Pick-Up Line: Hulk, did you just fart? 'Cause
you just blew me away.
The
Incredible Hulk Pick-Up Line: Girl, I am into BDSM, so you'll
really like me when I'm angry.
Hulk
Hookup Line: Hey bae, wanna find out just why they call
me Incredible?
Incredible
Pick-Up Line: Hi bae, I'm Hulk. Make me angry, and I go
green.
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Pick-Up
Spiderman Line: Hey dude, I see your fly is down.
Spiderman
Chat Up Line: Bae, you must be a bad girl 'cause my spidey
senses are tingling south.
Spiderman
Pick-Up Line: Hey bae, every tried a sex swing made of spiderwebs?
Spiderman
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, you know, I've gotten much better
at catching women who've been thrown off a bridge.
Spiderman
Hookup Line: Hey girl, are you a fly? 'Cause I want to wrap
you up and take you to my web.
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Batman
Pick-Up Line: Yes girl, he is the Boy Wonder, but I'm betting
you like men.
Batman
Hookup Line: Hey baby, wanna check out the Batmobile?
Batman
Come-On Line: Hey babe, how about I park it in your Batcave?
Batman
Chat Up Line: Hey hottie, if you haven't been to Gotham
City before, I'd be glad to take you there tonight.
Batman
Pick-Up Line: Babe, when the Dark Knight rises, he always
wears his suit to protect you from sexually transmitted
disasters.
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Thor
Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, ever hook up with a Norse god? Hmm,
didn't think so.
Superhero
Hookup Line: Hey bae, I'm gonna do you so hard you'll be
Thor tomorrow.
Thor
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, Mjolnir isn't the only hammer I've
got.
Thor
Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, I don't need to summon thunder to
light you up!
Thor
Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, did you know lightning is a million
times hotter than the sun?
Thor
Chat Up Line: I may be a god, but girl you are definitely
a goddess.
Superhero
Hookup Line: Hey girl, have you ever seen The Avengers?
'Cause I'd like to introduce you to Thor's hammer.
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Superhero
Come-On Line: Hey girl, if you're Lady Liberty, can I be
your Captain America?
Superhero
Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, when I'm done with you, you'll be
singing God Bless Captain America.
Captain
America Pick-Up Line: Decades on ice left my with a lot
of catching up to do, so I'd like to start with you.
Captain
America Chat Up Line: Babe, when I saw you, I knew God truly
did bless America.
Captain
America Hookup Line: Hey girl, how about you be my Lady
Liberty tonight?
Darth
Vader Hookup Line: Hey babe, come with me to the Dark Side,
unless you prefer to do it with the lights on.
Dr.
Doom Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, wanna see what the real
Ultimate Nullifier looks like?
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Superman
Chat Up Line: Hey lady, I'm from another planet, so how
about you teach me about human anatomy?
Superman
Pick-Up Line: Whoa babe, did I hit you with my heat vision?
'Cause you are really on fire!
Superman
Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you have heat vision too? 'Cause
you are melting my heart with just one glance.
Superman
Come-On Line: Bae, my weakness isn't Kryptonite. It's dat
ass of yours!
Superman
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, I can fly anywhere in the universe,
but only you can take me to heaven.
Superman
Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, my super vision lets me see for
miles and miles and miles, but you are the only thing I
want to look at.
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Q.
What did Batman get from Batgirl on Valentine's Day?
A. Mixed Signals.
Batman
Pick-Up Line: Gotham City might need a vigilante, but tonight
I just need those vigilantitties.
Caped
Crusader
Come-On Line: Hi babe, I'm Batman!
Catwoman
Pick-Up Line: Batman, I find you to be odious, abhorrent,
and insegrievous. Hot or NOT?
Superhero
Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, I'm stretchy, just like my spandex
suit.
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Spiderman
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, I'd spray my webs all over you,
all over.
Green
Lantern Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, just follow the light...
Loki
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, I bet I could penetrate your shield
with my scepter.
Loki
Come-On Line: Hey baby, I know a situation where you can
come out on top.
Loki
Hookup Line: Hey babe, my metal tongue is good for more
than lying, Care to find out what?
Loki
Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie, if I had a star for every time
you've brightened my day, I'd have my Milky Way with you.
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Pick-Up a Green Superhero Line: Hey big guy, I'd like to
ride your Incredible Hulk.
Hulking
Chat Up Line: Hey babe, once you go green, you'll never
go mean.
Super
Bad Hookup Line: Hey babe, ready or not, here comes
The Incredible Hulk.
Hulking
Funny Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, are you fluorine? 'Cause you
make me react to everything.
Pick-Up
a Green Superhero Line: Hey big guy, I'd take a ride on
your Incredible Hulk.
Incredible
Pick-Up Line: Bae, Hulk Smash!
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Superhero Pick-Up Lines | 2
| The Hulk Hookups | Batman
Chat Ups | Superman Come-Ons
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| Superhero Jokes, Caped Crusader Puns
| 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| 6 | 7
| 8 | 9
| 10 | Supervillain
Jokes |
| Marvel Comics Jokes | Superhero
Music Jokes | Superhero Loo LOLs
| 2 |
Female Superheroes |
| DC Comics Humor | POW!
Batman Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
Superman Jokes | Spider-Man
Puns |
| Incredible Hulk Jokes | 1
| 2 | 3 | 4
| 5 | 6 | 7
| Green Hulk Laughs | Super
Chuck Norris Jokes |
| Corny Pick-Up Lines | Bar
Come Ons | Cheesy Hookups
| Colorado Come Ons | Police
Pick Ups |

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