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Hulk Asks: What do you call the heavy breathing someone makes while trying to hold a yoga pose? A. Yoga Pants!
Q. Why did the superhero flush the toilet? A. It was his doody!
Q. What do you call a guy sho hoaxes siblings by pretending to be heir dad? A. A faux pa!

 


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Marvel at freaky fugitive jokes, shirtless green humor, hulking hilarity and furious fun.

The Hulk Memes, Green Puns, Anger Jokes
(Because "Don't Make Me Angry" Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream for Jack McGee, Bruce Banner, and David Banner!)
Warning: Gamma Radiation Ahead. Proceed at Your Own Risk! Anger Management session in progress...
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Your pun about TV controllers wasn't even remotely funny.I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. Q. What is green and goes to summer camp? A Brussels Scout

Q. Why isn't The Hulk a journalist?
A. Because he's not credible.

Did you know that The Incredible Hulk won a staring contest with his eyes closed?

Incredible Trivia: The Hulk only has two speeds: Stomp and Smash.

Incredible Pick-Up Line: Bae, Hulk Smash!

Hulk urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Incredible Fact of the Day: The Hulk is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like the Hulk. (KA-POW! Did you just hear Chuck Norris groan?)

Hulk Road Trip Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, they don't call me Incredible because I can't stop!

Q. What is Bruce Banner's favorite color?
A. Well, it sure as hell isn't green!

Today's Incredible Factoid: The grass is always greener on the other side, unless The Hulk smashed it down into the mud.

Incredible Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, get me in the right mood, and I'm a real beast at your campsite.

Hulk Humor: My Zipper Broke, But I Fixed It on the Fly!I used to be a marathon runner, but I couldn't stand the agony of de feet.What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A Nervous Wreck

Just think how scary the Jolly Green alternative would be!

Incredible Fact of the Day: When The Hulk is angry, he can actually slam a revolving door.

The Incredible Hulk Pick-Up Line: Girl, I am into BDSM, so you'll really like me when I'm angry.

Q. What do workers at Costco call Bruce Banner?
A. The Bulk.

Incredible Green Trivia: The Hulk does not throw up. The Hulk throws down!

Q. What kind of socks does Hulk wear to plant spinach?
A. Garden hose.

Q. What didn't Bruce Banner fear going out to sea?
A. Because it was too hard to sink The Incredible Hulk.

Q. What happens if you cross The Hulk and King Kong?
A. You end up with two mighty angry fictional characters!

What is the difference between spinach & boogers? Kids won't eat spinach.Old Horticulturists Never Die, They Just Go to PotHulk Humor: I can't drink milk. I lactose genes needed to digest it.

Q. What does the Green Giant wear when he goes to a corporate board meeting?
A. A three peas suit.

Q. Why does The Hulk have such big nostrils?
A. Because he has big fingers.

Q. Why does The Hulk hate Painful green Puns?
A. Because they make him laugh his shirt off and then he's not angry anymore!

Q. What do you call an incredible tuber that smokes weed?
A. A baked potato.

So, does that means The Hulk goes nuts over almond milk? How angry does soy milk make him?

Smashing Fact of the Day: Contrary to popular belief, there is enough Incredible Hulk to go around.

Cheesy Pick-Up Line: I can't control myself around you, Brie. You turn me into a cheesy muenster!Old Lawyers Never Die, They Just Lose Their Appeal.Hulk & Gnome Pot Humor: Gnoming Green, Before & After

Hulking funny Come-Ons seems gnormal, but that's Brie-cause everybody else is crackers.

Q. What is The Hulk's pet name for Wonder Woman?
A. She Smash.

Q. What is Green and Smelly?
A. The Hulk's farts!

Incredible Party Faux Pas: The Hulk once ate a whole cake before guests told him there was a stripper in there.

Incredible News Flash: The Hulk admits to smashing down fields in England, creating those mysterious crop circles.

Incredibly Bad Pick-Up Line: Babe, how do I love thee? Lemme smash the ways.

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