Why isn't The Hulk a journalist?
A. Because he's not credible.
you know that The Incredible Hulk won a staring contest
with his eyes closed?
Trivia: The Hulk only has two speeds: Stomp and Smash.
Pick-Up Line: Bae, Hulk Smash!
urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck
is now known as Optimus Prime.
Fact of the Day: The Hulk is not hung like a horse. Horses
are hung like the Hulk. (KA-POW! Did you just hear
Chuck Norris groan?)
Road Trip Pick-Up Line: Hey
baby, they don't call me Incredible because I can't
What is Bruce Banner's favorite color?
A. Well, it sure as hell isn't green!
Incredible Factoid: The grass is always greener on the other
side, unless The Hulk smashed it down into the mud.
Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, get
me in the right mood, and I'm a real beast at your