| Incredible
Trivia: Going green, Colorado style, is how The Hulk mellows
back into Bruce.
Q.
Beside the Green Hulk, which superhero is a bona fide pot
head?
A. Spider-Man 'cause he's in love with Mary Jane.
Q.
Why does The Incredible Hulk resent the Jolly Green Giant?
A. Because Green Giant uses corny pick-up
lines like a superpower.
Superhero
Pick-Up Poetry in Motion:
Iron Man is red, The Hulk is green. You are the hottest
babe I've ever seen!
Q.
What do you call a sick green extraterrestrial?
A. An Ailin' Alien!
Q.
What do you call a little green spaceman with three eyes?
A. Aliiien.
Q.
Why are there currently so many UFO sightings in Denver?
A. Because Little Green Man is the best selling Cannibis
strain in town!
Q.
Which Star Wars character grows the best weed?
A. Yoda, because two green thumbs, he has.
Two
green aliens were sitting at the Space Bar. One says, "Gjfk
yuto z crpxit!" The other says, "Dude, go home.
You're drunk!" |
Q.
Why did the traffic signal turn green?
A. It wanted to GO eco-friendly.
Q.
Why wasn't the new traffic signal installed yet?
A. They were waiting for city officials to give it the green
light.
Q.
Why did the green light turn amber in October?
A. Because it was fall.
Red-Eyed
Stoner Come-On: Hey girl,
your eyes are even greener than the weed I'm smokin'!
Q.
Where do green crayons go to vacation?
A. Colorado's High Country.
Q.
Why do little space men always turn green when they land
on Earth?
A. Turbulence, and beer on St. Patrick's Day!
Alien
Point to Ponder: Would an Earthling pinch a naked green
alien on St. Patrick's Day?
Q.
Why do frogs love St. Patrick's Day and The Hulk?
A. Green is the color of frog love. Ew!
Weedy
Fun Pick-Up Line: Hey girl,
is your name Green Giggles? 'Cause you are putting a big
smile on my face.
Bro
at the Bar: Why are you wearing one red sock and one green
sock?
Colorblind Guy: I don't know, but I have another pair just
like these at home.
Q.
Why did Santa Claus say when he visited the green garden?
A. Hoe, Hoe, Hoe!
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Big
Green Point to Ponder: If The Hulk is so Incredible,
how do his pants hang in there?
Q.
Why is The Hulk so concerned about global warming?
A. He's really into green living.
Did
you hear Chuck Norris once arm wrestled The Hulk? The loser
had to paint himself green. Colorado is brutal!
Q.
What is a Farmacist?
A. Someone who deals in green meds.
Q.
How do you know when you've taken going green too far?
A. When you green out, Dude!
When
David Banner gets mad, he turns into Colorado? Going green,
Colorado style, is how The Hulk mellows back into Bruce.
Q.
How did The Hulk know it was time to bluntly get
his anger under control?
A. He was itching to go green!
Hulk
Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie,
they don't call me Incredible just because I'm green.
Hulking
Point to Ponder: When David Banner gets mad and goes green,
does he turn to Colorado?
Hulking
Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, once
you go green, you'll never go mean.
Eco
Point to Ponder: Do puns about going green make The Hulk
angry? |
