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Q. What did the hamburger say to a picle? A. You're dill-icious!
Q. What do you say to a pickle tht's freaking out? A. Just dill out!

 


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Warning: Proceed at Your Own Risk! Salty pickle jokes and dill humor may cause indigestion or belching.
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Q. Who is a pickle's favorite artist? A. Salvador Dilly!Q. Why doesn't a pickle like to travel? A. Because it's a jarring experience!Q. What do you get if you cross an alligator and a pickle? A. A crocodill!

Q. How does a cucumber become a pickle?
A. It goes through a jarring experience.

Q. What is a pickle's favorite movie?
A. Brine's Song.

Q. When should you put pickles in your door?
A. When it's ajar!

Q. What did one dill say to another?
A. This is a fine pickle you've gotten us into!

Q. Should you ever eat pickles on an empty stomach?
A. Yes, but it's better to eat them off a plate.

Q. What do pickles call take home pay?
A. Bread and butter.

Q. What do yu call a mediocre deli item? A. Dull Pickle!Q. How do you make a hamburger smile? A. Pickle it gently!Q. Which musical instrument should a cucumber play? A. A Pickle-O!

Q. What do you call a cucumber from the rainforest?
A. A Tro-pickle.

Q. What is a cucumber's favorite movie?
A. The Brining, starring Jack Pickleson.

Q. What does an agreeable pickle usually say?
A. I relish the idea!

Q. What do you call people who post particularly funny pickle puns?
A. Dilly Silly!

Q. What occupation did the head hunter suggest for the pickle?
A. Working at a dill-icatessen.

Q. What is a cucumber's favorite letter?
A. They always pick L!

Q. What does an agreeable pickle say? A. I relish the idea!Q. What do you call a pickle run over on a highway? A Road Dill!Q. Why are pickles in sandwiches so polite? A. They're well bread!

Q. What do you call a pickle that was run over on the highway?
A. Road Dill.

Q. Where is the Liberty Dill located?
A. Phila-dill-phia.

Q. What do you call it if you get chutney and pickles mixed up?
A. Chuckle.

Q. What do you call a pickle you buy for a great price? A. A Sweet Dill!Q. What is the pickle's philosophy of life? A. Never a dill moment!What happens if you get vinegar in your ear? You suffer Pickled hearing!

Q. Who do all the boy pickles like the most?
A. The pickle dish!

Q. What is a pickle's favorite novel?
A. A Time to Dill.

Q. What does a skeptical pickle say?
A. Are you gherkin my chain?

Q. What do you call a pickle in disguise?
A. The Emerald Pimper-dill.

Q. What does a corporate pickle put on his agenda?
A. His dilly schedule.

Q. Which musical instrument do cucumbers prefer to play?
A. The Pickle-O.

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