What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why do mathematicians like airlines?
A. 'Cause they use pi-lots.
How do you know your math tutor is hungry?
A. She'll work for pi.
Teacher: Pi R Squared.
Student: False. Pie are round. Brownies are square:
Chat Up Line: Hey babe,
you look sweeter than pi!
Have you ever had synonym pie?
Teacher: No, but I've had something similar to it.
Why did the pumpkin pie finish its Thanksgiving dinner?
A. 'Cause it was filling.
Which dessert is a king's favorite?
A. Apple pie ala moat.
What do you call somebody who steals a poultry dish out
of your oven?
A. Chicken Pot Pirate.
What do you call a sailor who morphs into a pumpkin dessert?
A. A squash-buckling pie-rate.
What happens when you take the P out of the Pie?
A. i.e. Irate Pirate.
What is a gray shark's favorite dessert?
Why did the pot pie cross the road?
A. 'Cause she was meat 'n a potato.
What is an Alaskan polar bear's favorite summer desser?
A. Eskimo pie.
What do astronauts abourd the International Space Station
eat for dessert?
A. Pie in the sky.
Dessert Point to Ponder: When the moon hits your eye like
a big piece of pie, ist that amore?
How many pastry chefs does it take to make a pie?
What is the most popular dessert of math teachers in Georgia?
A. Peach Pi.
How many grams of protein are in a slice of apple pi?
After Dorothy left Kansas, where did she go to weigh
A. Somewhere Over the Rainbow.
opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.