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What happens if you get vinegar in your ear? You suffer Pickled hearing!
Q. What do yu call a mediocre deli item? A. Dull Pickle!

 


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Q. What's sour, green, and swims in an aquarium? A. A trop-pickle fish!Q. What do you call a pickle you buy for a great price? A. A Sweet Dill!Q. What do you say to a pickle tht's freaking out? A. Just dill out!

Q. When should you shoot pool with a pickle?
A. Only when you find the cue cumbersome.

Did you hear about the new VW? It's called the Cucumber Beetle.

Q. What should you do if a pickle wants to play poker?
A. Dill 'em in!

Q. Which newspaper does a super pickle read?
A. The Dilly Planet.

Q. What do you call a cucumber that's a sore loser?
A. A sour pickle.

Q. What is a pickle's favorite tourist spot in England?
A. Picadilly Square!

Q. Which musical instrument should a cucumber play? A. A Pickle-O!Q. What do you call a personal financial dilemma? A. A Bill Pickle!Q. What's green and swims in the sea? A. Moby Pickle!

Q. What do you call a cucumber stranded in a blizzard?
A. An ice-pickle.

Q. Why do pickles usually make dreadful domestic partners?
A. Because they're always so green with envy.

Q. When should a cucumber seek out the help of an attorney?
A. When it's in a pickle!

Waht's green and has two wheels? A Motorpickle!What is a cucumber's favorite TV network? A. Pickleodeon!Q. Who is a pickle's favorite artist? A. Salvador Dilly!

Q. What happens if you use pickles instead of a ping pong ball?
A. You get the Volley of the Dills.

Q. What did bride and groom pickles say at their wedding vows?
A. I Dill!

Q. What is black and white, and green and bumpy?
A. A pickle wearing a tuxedo.

Q. What is a Mexican pickle's favorite dance?
A. La Cuke-aracha!

Q. What does an arrogant pickle brag?
A. I'm a real big dill!

Did you hear about the pickles abducted by aliens? Nobody believed them because they were full of crock.

Q. What is green and pecks on tree? Woody Wood Pickle!Q. What did the pickle say to another on Valentie's Day? A. You mean a great dill to me!Q. What's green and red and guides Santa's sleigh? Rudolph the Red-Nosed Pickle!

Q. What do you get if you cross an alligator with a pickle?
A. A croco-dill!

Q. What do you call a redneck pickle?
A. A Dill-Billy!

Q. Where does a pickle go to mellow out after work on Friday night?
A. The salad bar.

Q. What did the dill say to his sweet pickle?
A. Pucker up!

Q. What is green and very dangerous?
A. A thundering herd of pickles!

Q. What would you get if you cross Santa and a dill pickle?
A. Claussen.

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