Alien Point to Ponder: Do Little Green Men prefer Hatch
chiles from New Mexico, or Colorado's Pueblo chiles?
Point to Ponder: Do Little Green Men in Roswell prefer chile
Point to Ponder: Do Little Green Men in Four Corners, Colorado
prefer chile Mesa Verde?
Why did the space alien go to the doctor after eating Hatch
chiles on his visit to Roswell?
A. 'Cause he was feelin' a little green.
What do you call a spaced alien in Idaho?
A. Baked Potato.
Spock: What is the formula for PI?
Chekov: Err, apple or cherry, sir?
What's really fast, loud, and crunchy?
A. An alien rocket chip!
What was the winning Dalek Bake-Off recipe?
A. Eggs, Stir, Min, Eight.
What does a Dalek egg timer say after three minutes?
A. Eggs Terminate.
Why do Daleks eat apples?
A. Because an apple a day keeps The Doctor away!
How do little green men consume weed in Colorado?
A. The convenience store won't sell them Bic lighters, so
they only zap up edibles.
Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock?
A. Because it's just a little meteor!
What do interstellar time traveling aliens eat launch on?
A. Flying Saucers!
Which Star Wars character always got sick after imbibing
at the Space Bar?
A. Barf Vader.
What attracted David H. Childress to Ancient Astronaut Theory?
A. Several koynds of UFOs are shaped like pies
What is a spaced alien's favorite recurring dream?
A. Getting so high that he could eat a star.
What time do spaced aliens walk into a tavern?
A. At Launch Time!
What do you call a space alien who never touches alcohol?
A. High and Dry.
Which fluffy white sweet treat do little green men like
to snack on?