| Q.
What do you call a prostitute standing outside the TARDIS?
A. W-hooker.
Q.
What does a Dalek say when it's drunk?
A. In-Tox-Ic-Ate!
Q.
Which comedy improv show does The Doctor travel back to
time and time again?
A. Who's Line Is It Anyway?
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Q.
How many tears did the Doctor cry?
A. Enough
to water fill two Ponds.
Q.
Why do fans think Time Lord puns so funny?
A. Because they're a real W-hoot!
Doctor
Who Conspiracy Point to Ponder: The first episode of Doctor
Who aired the day after the assasination of JFK. Coincidence,
or not?
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Cheeky
Doctor Who Pick-Up Line:
Hey girl, every time I regenerate, my banana gets bigger!
Q.
Why do Daleks eat apples?
A. Becaus an apple a day keeps The Doctor away!
Doctor
Who Pick-Up Line: Hello
babe, you're so hot that you're giving me Torchwood.
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