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7 of 9 Borg Jokes Are Not Funny!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Dammin Jim! I'm a doctor, not a farmer! - Bones McCoy
Have you read the book, Chekov: The Navigator? It's byy: I. Kiptin
Q. How many Borgs does it take to change a light bulb? A. All of them!


Trekkie Humor, Star Trek Humor, Space Out Puns
Star Trek puns, Original Series laughs, funny phaser humor and Next Gen jokes you Will Riker.

Star Trek Jokes, Trekker Puns, Galactic Humor
(Because Starfleet Jokes, Starship Humor, and Star Trek Puns Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream in the Final Frontier!)
Warning: Cautiously Proceed Where No One Has Gone Before! Borg jokes and Vulcan logic ahead. Beam Me Up!
| Star Trek Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | Spock Puns and Vulcan Jokes | 2 | Trekkie Jokes |
| Star Trek The Original Series Jokes and TOS Puns | 2 | 3 | Starship Enterprise Captain Jokes |
| Star Trek TNG Jokes | 2 | 3 | Klingon Puns | The Borg Jokes | Ladies of Star Trek Jokes |
| Sci-Fi Doctor Jokes | Cyborg Jokes, Android Puns | Sci-Fi Robot Jokes | Sci-Fi Toilet Jokes |

Spock Says: Star Trek Memes Are Illogical!Q. How many ears does Captain Picard have? A. Three. A right ear, a left ear, and a final front ear!McCoy Says: Yes, Klingons do work out at the He's Dead Gym!

Q. What does Mr. Spock think about all this lively Vulcan humor?
A. I think it's a joke form, Jim, but not as we know it.

Q. What does Mr. Spock say to motivate and inspire other natives of his home world?
A. Are You a Vulcan, or a Vulcan't?

Q. How does a Vulcan make their favorite beverage?
A. With a T'Bag!

Q. How do you know you're a true Next Gen Trekkie?
A. Your dog's name is Picard.

Q. How do you know you're a bonafide Trekker?
A. Nobody bats an eye when you say, "Make it so," during a business meeting.

Q. Why doesn't Star Trek TNG Captain Piccard us an iPhone?
A. He prefers Androids!

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. Your dog's name is Bones.

Q. Why did the skeleton chicken cross the Star Trek road?
A. She heard Bones McCoy was on the other side!

Q. Which classic sci-fi movie does Tom Paris run backward in Voyager's holodeck?
A. Back to the Future.

Q. Why did the Borg cross the road? A. Because it assimilated the chicken!Did you hear about the Federation weapons expert? A. He never forgets a phaser!Q. What do Klingons do with the Klingon who replaced a light bulb? A. Execute him for cowardice!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because her starship was assimilated by the Borg.

Q. Why did Riker's chicken only cross the road half way?
A. Because he wanted her to lay it on the line for the Enterprise crew.

Q. What did Locutus of Borg say at the bar?
A. The name is Borg, James Borg. Gin and vodka martini, shaken; the olive is irrelevant!

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. If you've ever wondered about what Starfleet underwear looks like, or thought about designing the undies for the end-all Star Trek series.

Q. Who wrote the Star Trek engineering handbook, Warp Is A Factor?
A. N. Gage.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekkie?
A. When you hear somebody say, "He's an enterprising young man," you look for his com badge.

Q. What slogan is featured on Klingon army recruitment posters?
A. Visit exotic planets, meet interesting peoples, and kill them!

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekkie?
A. Your bumper sticker reads: Born Human, Klingon by Choice.

Q. How do you know you're a badass Trekker?
A. You articulately curse in Klingon, Cardassian, and Romulan.

Spock Says: Reality is for people who are Trekkers!Klingon version of Gone With the Wind: After all, tomorrow is another good day to die!Why did the chicken cross the road? I knew it was going to happen! I could sense it! – Deanna Troi

Q. How do we know Mr. Spock was the original future hipster?
A. After the spores on Omicron Ceti III activated his emotions, Jill Ireland asked if he had another name. Mr. Spock replied: "Yes, but you could not pronounce it."

Q. How do you know your eccentric husband is still a dedicated fan of Deep Space Nine?
A. His safe is full of gold-pressed latinum.

Klingon Proverb:
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, prepare to die.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. You sing Klingon opera when you're in the shower!

Q. Which kind of neck tie does Worf wear to formal Federation ocassions?
A. A Kling-on.

Q. Why did Riker's trombone-playing chicken cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Don't you just hate sci-fi time parodox jokes?

Q. Why did the Starfleet engineer purchase a sub-lightspeed engine for the starship?
A. It was an impulse buy.

Worf you ready for some football? Go Broncos!Q. What did Mr Spock find in the toilet? A. The Captain's Log!Cow Says: My other vehicle was assimilated by the Borg!

Sci-Fi Mile High Groan of the Season: Worf is rooting for Denver to Klingon to the ball more. Go Broncos!

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. You shout, "Ka Plah!" when the Broncos score and taunt the other team by saying, "Raiders, today is a good day to die!"

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. When you lose your temper, you swear at that petaQ in Klingon!

It is illogical to read in the bathroom, unless it's a 1930s Sears catalog in an outhouse.
– Spock Blooper Reel.

Q. What do you call a Star Trek TV episode that's dedicated to past flatulence?
A. A gassy montage.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. You're on top of all that Warp, Transwarp, and Slipstream sh*t.

Q. Why did the Borg cow cross the road when it saw a UFO?
A. To get to the udder side!

Borg Drone Groan of the Day: I am Heisenborg. You will probably be assimilated.

Q. Which etched-in-stone text message did Moses of Borg convey to the masses?
A. The 11th commandment that states: Thou are assimilated, my good man. Ye shall not resist, for that is futile.

| Star Trek Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | Spock Puns | 2 | Star Trek TOS Puns | 2 | 3 | Klingon Puns |
| Star Trek TNG Jokes | 2 | 3 | The Borg Jokes | Enterprise Captains | Ladies of Star Trek Jokes |
| Lost in Space Jokes | Space Bar Jokes | Science Fiction Food Jokes | 2 | 3 | Sci-Fi Toilet Jokes |
| Dr Who Jokes, Tardis Puns, Whovian Humor | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Cyberman Jokes | Dalek Puns |
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| ET Alien Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Green Spaced Alien Puns | Cows In Space Jokes | Outer Space |
| Science Fiction Doctor Jokes | 2 | Sci-Fi Cross the Road Jokes | 2 | Sci-Fi Light Bulb Jokes | 2 |

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