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Trekkie
Humor, Star Trek Humor, Space Out Puns
Star
Trek puns, Original Series laughs, funny phaser humor and Next Gen jokes
you Will Riker.
Star
Trek Jokes, Trekker Puns, Galactic Humor
(Because Starfleet Jokes, Starship
Humor, and Star Trek Puns Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream
in the Final Frontier!) |
Warning:
Cautiously Proceed Where No One Has Gone Before! Borg jokes
and Vulcan logic ahead. Beam Me Up!
| Star Trek Jokes | 2
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| 5 | 6
| 7 | Spock
Puns and Vulcan Jokes | 2
| Trekkie Jokes |
| Star Trek The Original Series Jokes
and TOS Puns | 2 | 3
| Starship Enterprise Captain Jokes |
| Star Trek TNG Jokes | 2
| 3 | Klingon
Puns | The Borg Jokes | Ladies
of Star Trek Jokes |
| Sci-Fi Doctor Jokes | Cyborg
Jokes, Android Puns | Sci-Fi Robot
Jokes | Sci-Fi Toilet Jokes
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| Q.
What does Mr. Spock think about all this lively Vulcan humor?
A. I think it's a joke form, Jim, but not as we know it.
Q.
What does Mr. Spock say to motivate and inspire other natives
of his home world?
A. Are You a Vulcan, or a Vulcan't?
Q.
How does a Vulcan make their favorite beverage?
A. With a T'Bag! |
Q.
How do you know you're a true Next Gen Trekkie?
A. Your dog's name is Picard.
Q.
How do you know you're a bonafide Trekker?
A. Nobody bats an eye when you say, "Make it so,"
during a business meeting.
Q.
Why doesn't Star Trek TNG Captain Piccard us an iPhone?
A. He prefers Androids!
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Q.
How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. Your dog's name is Bones.
Q.
Why did the skeleton chicken cross the Star Trek road?
A. She heard Bones McCoy was on the other side!
Q.
Which classic sci-fi movie does Tom Paris run backward in
Voyager's holodeck?
A. Back to the Future. |
| Q.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because her starship was assimilated by the Borg.
Q.
Why did Riker's chicken only cross the road half way?
A. Because he wanted her to lay it on the line for the Enterprise
crew.
Q.
What did Locutus of Borg say at the bar?
A. The name is Borg, James Borg. Gin and vodka martini,
shaken; the olive is irrelevant! |
Q.
How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. If you've ever wondered about what Starfleet underwear
looks like, or thought about designing the undies for the
end-all Star Trek series.
Q.
Who wrote the Star Trek engineering handbook, Warp
Is A Factor?
A. N. Gage.
Q.
How do you know you're a true Trekkie?
A. When you hear somebody say, "He's an enterprising
young man," you look for his com badge.
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Q.
What slogan is featured on Klingon army recruitment posters?
A. Visit exotic planets, meet interesting peoples, and
kill them!
Q.
How do you know you're a true Trekkie?
A. Your bumper sticker reads: Born Human, Klingon by
Choice.
Q.
How do you know you're a badass Trekker?
A. You articulately curse in Klingon, Cardassian, and Romulan.
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| Q.
How do we know Mr. Spock was the original future hipster?
A. After the spores on Omicron Ceti III activated his emotions,
Jill Ireland asked if he had another name. Mr. Spock replied:
"Yes, but you could not pronounce it."
Q.
How do you know your eccentric husband is still a dedicated
fan of Deep Space Nine?
A. His safe is full of gold-pressed latinum. |
Klingon
Proverb:
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, prepare to die.
Q.
How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. You sing Klingon opera when you're in the shower!
Q.
Which kind of neck tie does Worf wear to formal Federation
ocassions?
A. A Kling-on.
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Q.
Why did Riker's trombone-playing chicken cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide!
Q.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Don't you just hate sci-fi time parodox jokes?
Q.
Why did the Starfleet engineer purchase a sub-lightspeed
engine for the starship?
A. It was an impulse buy. |
| Sci-Fi
Mile High Groan of the Season: Worf is rooting for Denver
to Klingon to the ball more. Go Broncos!
Q.
How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. You shout, "Ka Plah!" when the Broncos score
and taunt the other team by saying, "Raiders, today
is a good day to die!"
Q.
How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. When you lose your temper, you swear at that petaQ
in Klingon! |
It
is illogical to read in the bathroom, unless it's a 1930s
Sears catalog in an outhouse.
– Spock Blooper Reel.
Q.
What do you call a Star Trek TV episode that's dedicated
to past flatulence?
A. A gassy montage.
Q.
How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. You're on top of all that Warp, Transwarp, and Slipstream
sh*t. |
Q.
Why did the Borg cow cross the road when it saw a UFO?
A. To get to the udder side!
Borg
Drone Groan of the Day: I am Heisenborg. You will probably
be assimilated.
Q.
Which etched-in-stone text message did Moses of Borg convey
to the masses?
A. The 11th commandment that states: Thou are assimilated,
my good man. Ye shall not resist, for that is futile.
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Star Trek Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | 6
| 7 | Spock
Puns | 2 | Star
Trek TOS Puns | 2 | 3
| Klingon Puns |
| Star Trek TNG Jokes | 2
| 3 | The
Borg Jokes | Enterprise Captains
| Ladies of Star Trek Jokes |
| Lost in Space Jokes | Space
Bar Jokes | Science Fiction Food Jokes
| 2 | 3 |
Sci-Fi Toilet Jokes |
| Dr Who Jokes, Tardis Puns, Whovian Humor
| 2 | 3 |
4 | 5 | Cyberman
Jokes | Dalek Puns |
| Star Wars Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | Darth
Vader Dark Side Humor | Wookiee Puns
| Yoda Jokes |
| ET Alien Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4 |
5 | Green
Spaced Alien Puns | Cows In Space Jokes
| Outer Space |
| Science Fiction Doctor Jokes | 2
| Sci-Fi Cross the Road Jokes | 2
| Sci-Fi Light Bulb Jokes | 2
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| Cyborg Jokes,
Android Puns | Sci-Fi Robot Jokes
| Science Fiction Jokes
| Sci-Fi Pick Up Lines |
You're
still in the Final Frontier,
so here's even more way out there
humor,
illogical LOLs, logical
grins and painful Pun Farr
jokes that'll surly warp
you:
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