Q. Why did Worf change his hair color? A. It was a good day to dye!   PainfulPuns.com - Painful Puns, Punny Funs, Groaners, Ouch!

PainfulPuns Home
Animal Puns, Wildlife Humor
Bartender Puns, Bar Humor
Crappy Puns & Sh*tty Jokes!
Cheesy Puns & Sharp Humor
Clucking Funny Farm Animal Puns
Edible Puns, Fun with Food
Frightful Puns, Scary Jokes
Garden Puns, Green Groaners
Gnome Puns Intended
Painful Jokes & Groaner Puns
Monstrously Funny Puns
Work Humor, Joking on the Job
Old Jokes & Old Never Die Puns
Painful Puns, Punny Funs
Pet Puns + Jokes = Funny Pet Peeves
Sharp Pick-Up Lines, Cheesy Come-Ons
Funny Riddles, Punny Answers!
Sick Puns, Healthy Laughs
Smart Humor! Science + Math = Puns
Tech Jokes, PC Puns & Net Ouch!

And while you're here,
please take a moment to
visit our sponsors:

Captain Picard Says: We have engaged the borg. The wedding is in two hours!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Why is a barnyard fowl crossing a thoroughfare humorous? – Mr. Data
Q. Why don't the Borg go to prison? A. Because they obey the Lore!
Cow Says: My other vehicle was assimilated by the Borg!

 


Star Trek Jokes, TNG Humor, Klingon Haghs
Klingon Ka Plahs, insufficient information humor, raw Data puns and engaging Star Trek jokes.

Next Generation Jokes, Picard Puns, Borg Humor
(Because Star Trek The Next Generation Jokes Could Never Be TOO Mainstream In The Borg Collective!)
Warning: Proceed With Caution! Federation humor, Q Continuum jokes, Borg probes, and Klingon cursing ahead.
| Star Trek TNG Jokes | 2 | 3 | Klingon Puns | The Borg Jokes | Ladies of Star Trek Jokes |
| Star Trek The Original Series Jokes and TOS Puns | 2 | 3 | Starship Enterprise Captain Jokes |
| Star Trek Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | Spock Puns and Vulcan Jokes | 2 | Trekkie Jokes |
| Sci-Fi Doctor Jokes | Sci-Fi Toilet Jokes | Sci-Fi Cross the Road Jokes | Sci-Fi Light Bulb Jokes |

Q. What did Worf say when small ice asteroids began hitting the hull? A. Capain, we are being hailed!Q. What is Captain Picard's biggest pet peeve? A. When the crew replaces his dilithium crystals with Folger's crystals!Did you hear the crew of the Enterprise is getting married? They've engaged the Borg!

Q. Where do Klingons shop for towels, small home appliances, and weapons?
A. Bed Bat'leth and Beyond.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekkie?
A. You bring Klingon side dishes to pot luck gatherings.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. Your father looks a lot like a Klingon!

Q. How many members of the Q Continuum does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Change it to what?

Q. Why is Kirk a better captain than Picard?
A. Because of all the toupee jokes.

Star Trek face palm of the day: Why is Patrick Stewart the voice of National Rent-A-Car and not Enterprise?

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. When you put the key in the ignition, you say, "Engage!"

Q. How many Tammarians does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Darmock, cast into darkness. Temba, his arms wide open. Bring on the light of day.

Q. What does Captain Picard say when he's working out at the gym?
A. Who needs phasers when you have guns like these?

Q. What advice did Captain Sisko give to Captain Picard?
A. It's not the size of your Data, it's how you use it.

Q. How many members of the Q Continuum does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Just one. He holds the light bulb and the entire universe rotates around him.

Q. How many Borgs does it take to change a light bulb? A. All of them!Raw data is meaningless, so always cook the results!Q. What's it called when the strategic ops officer on DS9 runs as fast as he can? A. Worf Speed!

Q. What do the Borg say while replacing a light bulb?
A. We are the Borg. Resistance = voltage / current.

Q. What did Shakespeare say after he was assimilated by the Borg?
A. Thou are assimilated, my good man. Ye shall not resist, for that is futile.

Q. What message, etched in stone, did Moses of Borg convey?
A. It was the missing 11th commandment: Thou are assimilated, my good man. Ye shall not resist, for that is futile.

Q. What happens if you pull on Mr. Data's index finger?
A. He expels hydraulic pressure through a usually unnoticed orifice of his anatomy.

Q. Which cell phone plan does Dr. Noonien Soong use?
A. The one with unlimited Data.

Mr. Data Point to Ponder: Why don't Android users use emojis?

Q. What did Data say during the Borg attack?
A. Resistance is NOT futile. It is voltage divided by current!

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekkie?
A. You only speak Klingon when you accidentally answer a robo call.

Q. How can your mate tell you were a serious Deep Space Nine fan?
A. Your partner initiates foreplay, and you ask for OO-MOX.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. You know the difference between Warp, Transwarp, and Slipstream drives. Duh!

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekkie?
A. You knew this joke's punch line in Klingon, Cardassian, and Ferrengi!

Q. What does a Romulan frog use for camouflage? A. A croaking device!Q. Why did the Borg cross the road? A. Because it assimilated the chicken!Star Trek Humor: Why did the chicken cross the road? Insufficient Information! – Computer

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekkie?
A. After drinking Romulan ale, you can belch in Vulcan, Klingon, and Romulan without using a universal translator.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. You can detect cloaked Romulan vessles as easily as you can find Waldo.

Q. How many Pakleds does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None. They need Geordi. Geordi is smart.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because her starship was assimilated by the Borg.

Q. Why did Riker's chicken only cross the road half way?
A. Because he wanted her to lay it on the line for the Enterprise crew.

Q. Why did Commander Data cross the road?
A. He wanted to see why that would be considered humorous.

Q. Computer, What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
A. Poultry in motion!

Q. Why didn't the transporter malfunction chicken clones cross the road?
A. Insufficient Information!

Q. Why did Doctor Crusher cross the road for one season and then return?
A. Because Wesley was just too irritating and needed a good Pulaski.

Did you hear about the Federation weapons expert? A. He never forgets a phaser!Worf you ready for some football? Go Broncos!Q. What did Will say when Pcard asked why he always let Troi win at poker? A. Because I Riker!

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekkie?
A. When you hear somebody say, "He's an enterprising young man," you look for his com badge.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekkie?
A. You're hoping your toddlers can use their college fund to go to Starfleet Academy.

Q. What did the sci-fi fan say to his girlfriend who didn't like Star Trek Next Generation?
A. I'm breaking up with you because I need space.

Worf is rooting for Denver to Klingon to the ball more. Go Broncos!

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. You shout, "Ka Plah!" when the Broncos score and taunt the other team by saying, "Raiders, today is a good day to die!"

Q. How do you know you're a bona fide Trekker?
A. When you lose your temper, you swear at that petaQ in Klingon!

Q. Why was Sisko a better captain than Picard?
A. When confronted by Q, he smacked him in the mouth and never had problems with the Q Continuum again!

Q. Why is Kirk a better captain than Picard?
A. Captain Kirk's bridge is not beige.

Q. While jumping through time, how did Captain Picard ask Dr. Crusher to marry him?
A. Engage! Make it so!

| Star Trek TNG Jokes | 2 | 3 | The Borg Jokes | Enterprise Captains | Ladies of Star Trek Jokes |
|
Star Trek Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | Spock Puns | 2 | Star Trek TOS Puns | 2 | 3 | Klingon Puns |
| Lost in Space Jokes | Space Bar Jokes | Science Fiction Food Jokes | 2 | 3 | Sci-Fi Toilet Jokes |
| Dr Who Jokes, Tardis Puns, Whovian Humor | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Cyberman Jokes | Dalek Puns |
| Star Wars Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Darth Vader Dark Side Humor | Wookiee Puns | Yoda Jokes |
| ET Alien Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Green Spaced Alien Puns | Cows In Space Jokes | Outer Space |
| Science Fiction Doctor Jokes | 2 | Sci-Fi Cross the Road Jokes | 2 | Sci-Fi Light Bulb Jokes | 2 |

| Science Fiction Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | Sci-Fi Pick Up Lines |

PainfulPuns Home
You beamed down, so here's even more cloaked laughter, warped jokes,
spaced out humor and futile painful puns that'll surly engage you
:

More Painful Puns, Groaner Jokes, and Unanswered Riddles...

| Astronaut Jokes | Bigfoot Jokes | Blonde Jokes | Colorado Jokes | Fit Puns | Hipster Jokes | Light Bulb Jokes |
| Magician Jokes | Monster Jokes | Music Jokes | Pirate Jokes | Planet Puns | Psychic Jokes | Religion Jokes |
| Seasonal Puns | Scientist Jokes | Sports Jokes | Superhero Jokes | Time Jokes | Travel Jokes | Weed Jokes |

Smart Humor! Science + Math = Puns Bartender Puns, Bar Humor Painful Jokes & Groaner Puns
Crappy Puns & Sh*tty Jokes! Monstrously Funny Puns Tech Jokes, PC Puns & Net Ouch!

Thanks for stopping by and see you again soon!

Join us on social media and please feel free to share our memes with friends and family:
PainfulPuns at Facebook PainfulPuns at Twitter PainfulPuns at Pinterest

©2017-2019 Painfulpuns.com PainfulPuns.com Logo Man All rights reserved.