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Q. What is Will Riker's dating philosophy? A. If at first you don't succeed, Troi again!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh My! – Mr Sulu
Why did Nancy find Doctor McCoy so attractive? A. He had great Bones structure
Why did the chicken cross the road? Why is a barnyard fowl crossing a thoroughfare humorous? – Mr. Data

 


Lady Star Trek Humor & Chicks of Star Trek Jokes
Comply to 7 of 9 puns, Uhura humor, insights to Troi, Rand LOLs and funny Janeway jokes.

Women of Star Trek Jokes and Lady Trekkie Puns
(Because Star Trek Jokes Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream for SHE Who Goes Where No ONE Has Gone Before!)
Warning: Proceed Cautiously! Only Uhura, Rand, Janeway, Seven and Troi know what Lwaxana does not yet!
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7 of 9 Star Trek Jokes Are Funny!Q. What happened when Yeoman Rand said there was a peephole in her cabin door? A. Captain Kirk promised t look into it!There are three ways to do something: The right way, the wrong way, and the Janeway!

Q. Why shouldn't you try to date Seven of Nine?
A. Because necking is futile.

Q. Why should you think twice about marrying Seven of Nine?
A. You'd have 999,999,999,777 in-laws!

Q. Why is Janeway the coolest Enterprise captain?
A. Her first officer has a tattoo, and she has her own drone!

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. Your blow-up doll looks like Yeoman Janice Rand.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. You know Yeoman Rand's cabin number.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. You didn't even question why these jokes are not about Trekkies!

Q. Why is Janeway the most effective Star Trek captain?
A. Voyager needed a woman captain because a male captain would never admit they were lost and ask for directions!

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. You think Kathryn Janeway is sexier than Princess Leia.

Q. Why is Janeway the best Captain?
A. She must be! Q wanted to breed with her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There are three ways to do something: The right way, the wrong way, and the Janeway! – Kathryn Janeway7 of 9 Borg Jokes Are Not Funny!Why did the chicken cross the road? I knew it was going to happen! I could sense it! – Deanna Troi

Q. Why is Janeway the coolest Star Trek captain?
A. She doesn't have to point which way to go when they make it so go!

Q. Why is Janeway the most effective Star Trek captain?
A. She mutes the ship's doctor when he gets out of line.

Q. Why is Janeway the most effective Star Trek captain?
A. Because she's a Vice Admiral!

Q. Why shouldn't you try to date Seven of Nine?
A. Because her response to, "Was it good for you?" is always: "Pleasure is irrelevant."

Q. Why should you think twice about marrying Seven of Nine?
A. The Borg can't cook!

Enterprise Rap of the Day: If the phaser shocker don't rock her, then go ahead a Spock her!

Q. What did Counselor Troi say to the EMH?
A. You're projecting again.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. You know Deanna Troi can feel your pain.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. You want to change Siri's name to "Computer." And, you want to change Alexa's name to "Mudd's Women."

Blonde Borgs Have Same Fu!Q. What did Will say when Pcard asked why he always let Troi win at poker? A. Because I Riker!Q Where do the Borg eat fast food? A. At their local Borger King!

Blonde Borg point to ponder: Are breast implants the most crucial Borg technology innovation?

Q. Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A. Because seven ate nine.

Q. How many crewmen aboard Star Trek Voyager are capable of changing a light bulb?
A. Seven of Nine.

Q. What did Counselor Deanna Troi say to the EMH?
A. Doctor, you're projecting again.

Q. What did Uhura say when the Enterprise was being hit by a storm of icy asteroids?
A. Captain, we're being hailed!

Q. What do you call it when Uhura recites verse at warp speed?
A. Poetry in motion.

Q. What is Borger King's slogan?
A. We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant.

Q. How did Commander Data describe the Borg?
A. Cool, calm, and collective.

Q. While jumping through time, how did Captain Picard ask Dr. Crusher to marry him?
A. Engage! Make it so!

Q. How many Borgs does it take to change a light bulb? A. All of them!Star Trek Humor: Why did the chicken cross the road? Insufficient Information! – ComputerQ. Why did the Borg cross the road? A. To assimilate the chicken!

Q. What do the Borg say while replacing a light bulb?
A. We are the Borg. Resistance = voltage / current.

Q. What does Uhura say when there's a burned out light bulb?
A. Captain, should I hail Home Depot?

Q. How do you know you're a true Voyager Trekkie?
A. You wonder if Chakotay's tattoo meets Starfleet officer standards.

Q. Why did Lt. Uhura cross the road?
A. To get away from the hail storm!

Q. Why did Riker's chicken only cross the road half way?
A. Because he wanted her to lay it on the line for the Enterprise crew.

Q. Why did Deana Troi cross the road?
A. To get away from both Will Riker and Thomas Riker.

Q. Why did Mr. Homn cross the road?
A. To get away from Lwaxana Troi.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because her starship was assimilated by the Borg.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
A. To get to the same side.

Q. Why did the Borg chickens cross the Mobius strip?
A. They were pecking around for the Omega molecule.

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