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7 of 9 Star Trek Jokes Are Funny!
Q. What does Doctor McCoy say before each new mission? Bones Voyage!
Q. Why did the Klingon cross the road? A. To conquer the other side!
Q. Why did the Borg cross the road? A. Because it assimilated the chicken!

 


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Why did the chicken cross the road? To boldly go where no chicken has gone before! – James T KirkQ. What happened when Yeoman Rand said there was a peephole in her cabin door? A. Captain Kirk promised t look into it!Raw data is meaningless, so always cook the results!

Q. What is Captain Kirk's most effective pick-up line?
A. Let me show you where I like to land my shuttle.

Q. Why did James T. Kirk's rooster cross the road?
A. He wanted to see if there was new life at the chicken strip club.

Q. Why couldn't the Trekkie pick up a girl at the Star Wars convention?
A. 'Cause he was looking in Alderaan places.

Q. How do you know you're a true and original Star Trek Trekkie?
A. You know Yeoman Rand's cabin number.

Q. How do you know you're a true 21st-Century Trekkie?
A. Your blow-up doll looks like Yeoman Janice Rand. And, so does your sex robot.

Q. What is it called when there's a sexy mutiny scene aboard the Starship Enterprise NCC 1701?
A. Science Friction.

Q. What happens if you pull on Mr. Data's index finger?
A. He expels hydraulic pressure through a usually unnoticed orifice of his anatomy.

Poiniant and Puzzling Point to Ponder Posed by Mr. Data: Why don't Android users use emojis?

Q. Which cell phone plan does Dr. Noonien Soong use?
A. The one with unlimited Data.

Have you read the book, Damn It Jim? It's by Ima Doctor and Nada Bricklayer.Q. Why did Captain Kirk visit the Romulan loo? A. To boldly go where no man has gone before!Did you hear the crew of the Enterprise is getting married? They've engaged the Borg!

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. You insist on calling your doctor "Bones." Or, you called your vet "Bones" and the name stuck!

Star Trek Doctor's Orders: He's dead, Jim. You take his wallet and I'll take his tricorder.

Q. How can you tell you are addicted to a futuristic sci-fi lifestyle?
A. When you're stuck in traffic, Siri automatically plays The Transformed Man and William Shatner Live.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekkie?
A. You can curse in Klingon, Ferengi, and Horta.

Q. What did Doctor McCoy call the diarrhea outbreak on the Starship Enterprise?
A. Star Trek Reruns!

Q. Why did Lieutenant Uhuru look so shocked?
A. Because William Shat-Near Her.

Q. Why did Gene Roddenberry cross the road?
A. Because it was a sci-fi fantasy trip.

Q. What advice did Captain Sisko give to Captain Picard?
A. It's not the size of your Data, it's how you use it.

Q. What does Captain Picard say at the gym?
A. Who needs phasers when you have guns like these?

Q. What does a Borg-Again Christian say?
A. Resistance to my sermonizing is futile.

Q. Why don't lifelong Star Trek fans ever grow out of it?
A. They were assimilated by the Borg.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekkie?
A. You can curse in Borg and Q.

Q. Why did the Borg run the stop sign while crossing the road?
A. Because Borg are unstoppable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The wee transporter beam was not functioning properly! – Mr. ScottQ. What's it called when the strategic ops officer on DS9 runs as fast as he can? A. Worf Speed!Spock: It is illogical to be lost in space. Dr. Smith: There's a lot of space out there to be lost in.

Q. Why did the Enterprising rooster cross the road?
A. To cock-a-doodle-do something stellar.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekkie?
A. Your basement home-brewed synthehol makes you see little green men!

Q. Why don't lifelong Star Trek fans ever grow out of it?
A. Aye Captain, there's been a transporter malfunction.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekkie?
A. You only speak Klingon when you accidentally answer a robo call.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. You know the difference between Warp, Transwarp, and Slipstream drives. Duh!

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekkie?
A. You can translate this joke in Klingon, Cardassian, and Ferrengi!

Q. What does alternate universe DJ Spock say?
A. Party Spock is here. Everybody have a logical time!

Q. What did Dr. Smith say while he was reprogramming the robot?
A. Let's try this again, shall we? You are the puppet, I am the puppeteer. Do try to get it right this time.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekkie?
A. You know when to resort to a nerve pinch.

Spock: It is illogical to be lost in space. Smith: I loathe children!Spock Says: Illogical reality is for life forms who dismisss Star Trek!Q. Why did the Klingon cross the road? A. To conquer the other side!

Q. Why does Spock hate games, especially Rock Paper Scissors?
A. Because Lizard Spock Paper disproves Spock!

Q. How does Mr. Spock's favorite class rock song go?
A. Some people call me a space cowboy, some gangsters call me the Vulcan of Love...

Q. How many Ferengi does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Four. One to acquire the bulb at the lowest price, one to screw in the bulb, one for that guy to stand on to reach the fixture, and one more to annoy the other three.

Q. What is a Vulcan's favorite item of clothing?
A. A T'Shirt!

Kirk: How are a joke and a hot date alike?
Spock: A joke is a story with a humorous climax.

Q. What did Spock say when Chekov asked why he should start a forest campfire while they were stranded on a planet during an ice storm?
A. It's log-ical.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekkie?
A. You can curse in Vulcan, Romulan, Zorn and Horta.

Q. Why did the Klingon chicken cross the road?
A. To boldly go watch Star Trek Next Generation reruns.

Q. Why did the foxy Klingon cross the road?
A. He heard about all the chickens on the other side.

Q. How many Star Trek security officers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Seven. One to investigate why the bulb blew out, three to establish a secure perimeter, two to provide backup, and one to notify engineering that the bulb needs to be replaced.

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