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Q. What kind of car does a Jedi drive? A. A To Yoda!
Q. Which side of an Ewok has teh most hair? A. The Outside!
Hey Gnirl, are you from Star Wars? 'Cause yodalicious!
Q. How many Sith lords does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. they prefer it a bit on the dark side!
Q. Which Star Wars DJ throws down the sickest beats? A. Fettboy Slim!

 


Star Wars Puns, Jedi Jokes, Fett Humor
Beware of the Dark Side humor, Darth Vader puns, forceful laughs and funny Jedi knight jokes.

Star Wars Jokes, Sith Humor, Forceful Puns
(Because Star Wars Humor Was NOT TOO Mainstream A Long Time Ago In A Galaxy Far, Far Away!)
Warning: Proceed at Your Own Risk! Darth Side humor, Death Star jokes, Solo laughs and Sith puns ahead.
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Q. What do you get if you cross a Sith lord with an elephant? A. An Elevader!Q. What do you call it when a Wookiee plays guitar alone on stage? A. A Han Solo!Why did Han Solo kill Limp Bizkit? A. He did it all for the Wookie!

Q. Why can't a Black Beauty eggplant join the Dark Side?
A. Plants need light!

Q. What is the name of Darth Vader's sister?
A. Ella Vader.

Q. What attracted Darth Vader to the Millenneum Falcon in the first place?
A. He found the lack of freight disturbing.

Q. Which noxious gas does Darth Vader exhale with every breath?
A. Carbon Darkside.

Q. Who is Han Solo's favorite rap artist?
A. Tupacca.

Q. How many Hans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One, 'cause he's Solo.

Q. Where does Chewbacca like to shop?
A. At the second Han store.

Q. What do you get if you cross a wookiee and a dog?
A. A terrified postman.

Q. What did Han Solo change his name to after marrying Princess Leia?
A. Han Duet.

Q. Why didn't Chewbacca ever marry?
A. He was too busy riding Solo.

Q. Who does a Wookiee call to place a bet?
A. His Bookiee.

Q. What do you call it when a Wookiee skips school?
A. Playing Hookiee.

Q. Why isn't a Jedi knight ever lonely? A. Because the force is alwys with him!Q. Why do doctor's make the best Jedi? A. Because a Jedi must have patients!Q. What do you call a pirate droid? A. ARRR2- D2!

Q. What did the lunch lady say to young Luke Skywalker?
A. Use the fork, Luke.

Q. What did the poet say to Luke Skywalker?
A. Metaphors be with you!

Q. Why is Luke Skywalker always invited to picnics?
A. He always has the forks with him.

Q. Which Star Wars Jedi just can't seem to calm down in stressful scenarios?
A. Panakin Skywalker.

Q. What did the Jedi say to the sheep?
A. May the Force Be With Ewe!

Q. Who authored the bi-lingual best seller, How to Talk Like Yoda?
A. A. Jed Iam.

Q. What happened to the anorexic Jedi?
A. She had to be Force fed.

Q. Why do Jedis make lousy marriage counselors?
A. Because their advice to males is always, "Use the Force."

Q. Why was the droid angry?
A. People kept pushing its buttons.

Q. What do you call R2D2 after he's been drinking light beer all night?
A. R2P2.

Q. Why couldn't Luke Skywalker ever get into the police academy on Earth?
A. Because he uses excessive force.

Q. Which ingredient do you need to make a cake aboard the Millennium Falcon?
A. Bicarbonate of Yoda.

How many Alderaanians does it take a light bulb? A. None. They were all destroyed by the Deathstar!Q. What do you call Stormtroopers playing Monopoly? A. Game of Clones!Q. How many Sith lords does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. They prefer the Dark Side!

Q. How many characters from Star Wars does it take to screw a new light bulb?
A. Just the Rogue One.

Q. What happened when a dark dog attacked a Jedi?
A. The Jedi got Darth Maul-ed.

Q. Why did space aliens flock to the zoo in the year 2001?
A. They were hoping to see a new Millennium Falcon.

Q. What is it called when a Star Wars newbie confuses Chewbacca and Han Solo?
A. A wookiee mistake.

Q. What's the difference between an ATAT and a Stormtrooper?
A. One's an Imperial walker and the other is a walking Imperial.

Q. Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?
A. Because he couldn't find the 'Droid he was looking for.

Q. Why did retailers pull all the Darth Vader toys off the shelves?
A. They're a choking hazard!

Q. How does Darth Vader like his toast?
A. On the dark side.

Q. How many Corellians does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Just one Han, solo.

Q. What do you call six Siths piled onto a lightsaber?
A. A Sith Kabob.

Q. What is Darth's stage name when he plays his electric piano at the space bar?
A. The Synth Lord.

Q. Which musical instrument does Darth Vader play in the band?
A. The Rebel Bass.

Q. Why did the droid cross the road? A. It was programmed by a chicken!Jabba Desilijic Tiure is so fat that he ate the whole pizza... Hut!Q. What do you call a bounty hunter from the South? A. Bubba Fett!

Did you hear about the new Star Wars movie with an invisible droid? It's called C-Thru-PO.

Q. How do you know you've encountered a Redneck Jedi?
A. He uses his R-2 unit as a beer coaster.

Q. What did Santa say to the young Padawan?
A. Merry the Force Be With You!

Q. How do frugal fans save a lot of money on Star Wars memorabilia?
A. They don't buy it.

Q. What's fat, hairy, and drinks a lot of coffee?
A. Java The Hut.

Q. What is the name of the new all-you-can-eat Star Wars themed restaurant?
A. Bo Buffet.

Q. Why is Jabba The Hut afraid of getting even bigger?
A. Because then he'll be Jabba The House.

Q. Which beer does Chewbacca enjoy when he's anywhere near Wisconsin?
A. Milwookiee's Best!

Q. Why did the guy ask his wife to dress up as a Star Wars bounty hunter?
A. Because he had a Boba Fettish.

Q. What is Bubba Fett's favorite Christmas tune?
A. Jango Bells.

Q. What do you get if you cross a tropical fruit and a space bounty hunter?
A. Mango Fett.

Q. How can you tell a Redneck Jedi just picked you up hitchhiking?
A. His Land Speeder has a lightsaber rack.

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