Q.
What did the lunch lady say to young Luke Skywalker?
A. Use the fork, Luke.
Q.
What did the poet say to Luke Skywalker?
A. Metaphors be with you!
Q.
Why is Luke Skywalker always invited to picnics?
A. He always has the forks with him.
Q.
Which Star Wars Jedi just can't seem to calm down in stressful
scenarios?
A. Panakin Skywalker. |
Q.
What did the Jedi say to the sheep?
A. May the Force Be With Ewe!
Q.
Who authored the bi-lingual best seller, How to Talk
Like Yoda?
A. A. Jed Iam.
Q.
What happened to the anorexic Jedi?
A. She had to be Force fed.
Q.
Why do Jedis make lousy marriage counselors?
A. Because their advice to males is always, "Use the
Force."
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Q.
Why was the droid angry?
A. People kept pushing its buttons.
Q.
What do you call R2D2 after he's been drinking light beer
all night?
A. R2P2.
Q.
Why couldn't Luke Skywalker ever get into the police academy
on Earth?
A. Because he uses excessive force.
Q.
Which ingredient do you need to make a cake aboard the Millennium
Falcon?
A. Bicarbonate of Yoda. |