| An
alien walks into a bar hoping to meet someone out of this
world...
Q.
What's heavier? A galaxy, mars, earth, or the sun?
A. The Earth. Galaxy and Mars are candy bars, and the Sun
is a newspaper!
Q.
What do interstellar aliens eat launch on?
A. Flying Saucers.
Q.
Where do Martians get their eggs?
A. From little green hens. |
Q.
How can you tell you are addicted to Star Trek?
A. When you're stuck in a traffic jam and sigh, "Scotty,
Beam Me Up!" Siri recommends the nearest liqour store
with the best price on Jim Beam.
R2D2
walks into a bar and says, "!@#$%^&*()*&^%$#@!"
Space
Bar Laugh of the Day: Two astronauts walked into a bar,
but the little green man behind them missed it.
|
Mars
Bars. That explains why there are rare obese aliens visiting
Earth and the Milky Way galaxy!
Mr.
Spock, a rabbit, and a corn stalk walk into a bar. Bartender
asks, "You guys want to hear a joke?" They replied,
"We're all ears."
Save
the Earth! It's the only planet with beer!
Q.
What is an astronaut's favorite snack?
A. A Mars Bar. |
