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Q. How do aliens eat ice cream? A. In Floats!
What do you call an overweight alien? An extra cholesterol!
Q. Which Star Wars character uses meat for a weapon? A. Obi Wan Baloney!
Q. Why did ET toss beef on the asteroid? A. To make it a little meteor!


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Bite into meteoric beef humor, rocketing restaurant puns, and funny Darth Waiter jokes.

Science Fiction Foodie Jokes & Space Cafe Humor
(Because Obi-Wan Baloney and Hammy Puns are Already TOO Mainstream Throughout the Known Universe!)
Warning: Proceed With Brew Caution! Save the Earth! It's the Only Known Planet with Beer and Chewy Cookiees!
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Q. Which Star Wars character uses meat for a weapon? A. Obi Wan Baloney!Q. What brings the Brigadier and his men together in the afternoon? A. U.N.I.T. Tea!Q Have you tried the new gluten-free Wookiee treats? A. They're a little Chewy!

Q. Why can't you count on Yoda to pick up the tab at the bar?
A. Because he's always a little short.

Q. Why is Yoda so short and scrawny?
A. Because his parents didn't believe in Force feeding.

Q. Why did Han Solo complain to the waiter about the Rootleaf Stew he was served?
A. Not only was it chewie, but it was on the dark side.

Q. Why do sci-fi foodies worry about an herb shortage?
A. Because of the end of thyme!

Q. Why do fans just eat up Doctor Who jokes?
A. Because they're Dalek-table.

Q. What do bratty Daleks in training do to houses on Skaro with inferior Halloween treats?
A. Eggsterminate!

Q. What do you call Chewbacca when he has bits of chocolate in his fur?
A. Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

Q. What is Darth Vader's least favorite beverage temperature?
A. Luke warm.

Q. What does a horny and hungry Wookiee say?
A. I'm in the mood for a little nookiee, Cookiee.

Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant? Darth Waiter!Q. Why do Daleks eat apples? A. Because an apple a day keeps the Doctor away!Q. Why do chefs worry about an herb shortage? A. Because of the end of thyme!

Q. What is Darth Vader's favorite sweet?
A. Dark Chocolate!

Q. Why didn't Darth Vader eat Ewoks?
A. He thought they were a little Chewie.

Q. How does Darth Vader like his coffee?
A. On the dark side.

Q. How did young Darth Vader speed eat through his mask?
A. He was Force fed.

Q. How do you know you've encountered a Redneck Jedi?
A. He uses his R-2 unit as a beer coaster.

Q. Why don't space men get hungry after being blasted into space?
A. Because they've just had a very big launch!

Q. What do Cybermen call tasty 18-year-olds using dating apps?
A. Tinder Tots.

Q. Which futuristic kitchen gadget does an alien chef use to bring back herbs from the past?
A. A thyme machine.

Q. What do you get if you cross a weightless space alien and a hot drink?
A. Gravi-Tea.

Q. What do little green men and gray aliens put on their toast?
A. Red Grape Space Jam.

One-Star Martian Restaurant Review: Rocketing menu prices and little atmosphere!Ain't no party like a time lord party because a time lord party is not bound by typical temporal parameters, so it never stops!Where do Martian drink beer? At a Mars Bar!

An alien walks into a bar hoping to meet someone out of this world...

Q. What's heavier? A galaxy, mars, earth, or the sun?
A. The Earth. Galaxy and Mars are candy bars, and the Sun is a newspaper!

Q. What do interstellar aliens eat launch on?
A. Flying Saucers.

Q. Where do Martians get their eggs?
A. From little green hens.

Q. How can you tell you are addicted to Star Trek?
A. When you're stuck in a traffic jam and sigh, "Scotty, Beam Me Up!" Siri recommends the nearest liqour store with the best price on Jim Beam.

R2D2 walks into a bar and says, "!@#$%^&*()*&^%$#@!"

Space Bar Laugh of the Day: Two astronauts walked into a bar, but the little green man behind them missed it.

Mars Bars. That explains why there are rare obese aliens visiting Earth and the Milky Way galaxy!

Mr. Spock, a rabbit, and a corn stalk walk into a bar. Bartender asks, "You guys want to hear a joke?" They replied, "We're all ears."

Save the Earth! It's the only planet with beer!

Q. What is an astronaut's favorite snack?
A. A Mars Bar.

Alien Chef Says: Zoz! It's Tasty Tuesday!Jabba Desilijic Tiure is so fat that he ate the whole pizza... Hut!Q. What does a Dalek say when it's drunk? A. In-tox-ic-ate!

Q. What is the Man in the Moon's favorite chocolate treat?
A. A Mars Bar.

Q. What happened to the anorexic Jedi?
A. She had to be Force fed.

Q. Which side dish does The Doctor enjoy with his spaghetti dinner?
A. Dalek bread.

Q. What's fat, hairy, and drinks a lot of coffee?
A. Java The Hut.

Q. Why is Jabba The Hut afraid of getting even bigger?
A. Because then he'll be Jabba The House.

Q. Which Star Wars character is obsessed by cheese?
A. Boba Feta.

Q. What What did the Dalek say to the omelet?
A. Eggsterminate!

Q. What did the Dalek chef say to the souffle that fell?
A. Eggsterminate!

Q. What did the hungry Dalek say to the chicken before she crossed the road?
A. Eggsterminate!

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