Travel One Liner: Time travels when you toss your watch
out of a moving vehicle.
you hear about the time traveler who visited a restaurant?
He liked it so much that he went back four seconds!
What do you call a British time traveling footwear salesman?
A. Doctor Shoe.
Travel Point to Ponder: Do time travelers even have grandfathers?
What is the name of a British time traveling ghost?
A. Doctor Boo.
Time Paradox: Isn't it ironic that today's newspaper is
Why did the blonde toss her clock out the car window at
A. She wanted to see time travel fast.
What is the grand prize in the current time travel club
A. A Quantum Leap.
What is the grand prize in the Denver Chapter Time Travel
A. A trip back to Super Bowl Sunday in 2016, 1999, and 1998.
Why did the time-traveling chicken cross the road?
A. To find out what all the jokes were about.
Why didn't the quantum chicken have to cross the road?
A. She was already on both sides.
What do you call a British time traveling proctologist?
A. Doctor Poo.
Why did the blonde duct tape alarm clocks onto two Mallards
and launch them off the roof?
A. Because she wanted to create a time pair o' ducks.
What do you call it when your watchdog runs off?
A. Time travel.
Timed Point to Ponder: Isn't it ironic that if you watch
a dull documentary about time travel, you can never get
that hour back?
What is next year's grand prize in the Colorado Time Travel
A. A trip to the past when you'd be correct if you called
it Mile High Stadium or Mile High Field.
Which prize did Sherman win for his historic piece on time
A. A Mr. Peabody Award.
Travel One Liner: I heard a really funny time travel joke
Why did the time traveler cross the road?
A. Because it was bound to happen.
What is the name of a British time traveling cow?
A. Doctor Moo.
What do you call a British time traveling hair stylist?
A. Doctor Do.
once was a lady named Bright
who traveled much faster than light.
She departed one day in a relative way,
and returned on the previous night.
What is the grand prize in today's time travel lottery?
A. A trip to see the Beatles perform Yesterday.
Joke of the Day: There is an easy way everybody can use
to travel in time. You merely move forward in time at a
rate of one second per second.
What is next year's grand prize in the Denver Chapter Time
Travel Club raffle?
A. A trip to a winning season in the near future. Go