Q. Why did the chicken cross the road half way?
A. She wanted to lay it on the line!

Q. Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
A. It just wanted to stretch its legs!

Q. Why didn't the two-headed chicken cross the road?
A. She couldn't make up her minds.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. She thought it was an egg-cellent idea.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Just Beak-Cause!

We hope one day chickens will all be able to cross the road without being judged on their motives!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because it was free range.

Q. Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
A. She had absolutely no sense of humor!

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. It just dawned on him!

Q. How do chickens get off the highway?
A. They take the eggs-it.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the Net?
A. To get to the other site!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Just for the egg-citement of it all!

Q. What kind of athletic shoes do chickens wear when they cross the road?
A. Re-Bok-Bok-Boks.

Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. The chopping block was on the other side.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the hay field?
A. To get to the other scythe.

Q. How do you grill a chicken?
A. Repeatedly ask her why she crossed the road last night.

Q. Why did the hen cross the road?
A. To prove she was a chicken.

Q. What do chickens serve at going away parties?
A. Flew the Coop Cakes.

Q. Why did the redneck cross the road?
A. To eat the chicken that done got runned over!

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. Because there were chickens on the other side!

Q. Why did the geeky guy cross the road?
A. He heard there were a lot of chicks on the other side.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road for the charity event?
A. It was a just beak cause!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the state line?
A. To get the hell out of Kentucky!

Q. What do you call a dirty chicken that crosses the road and then crosses back again?
A. A dirty double crosser!

Q. Why did the duck cross the road?
A. It was the chicken's day off.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the construction site?
A. She wanted to see a human lay a brick.

Q. Why did the clown cross the road?
A. To get his rubber chicken.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide!

Q. Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
A. To get to the dark side.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
A. To get to the same side.

Q. Why did the cactus cross the road?
A. Because it was stuck to the chicken.

Q. Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
A. It got stuck in a crack.

Q. How did the wealthy rubber chicken cross the road?
A. In a stretch limo.

Q. Why did the hen cross the road?
A. To prove she wasn't chicken.

Q. Why did the droid cross the road?
A. Because it was programmed by a chicken.

Q. Why didn't the quantum chicken have to cross the road?
A. She was already on both sides.

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. To prove he wasn't chicken.

Q. How do chickens leave the henhouse?
A. They use the eggs-it.

Q. Why didn't the bike cross the road?
A. It was too tired!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide!

Q. How can you tell a fugitive chicken flew the coop?
A. She's still wearing hen-cuffs!

Q. Why did the turtle cross the road?
A. To get to the shell station.

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. He wanted to get to the chicken strip club.

Q. Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road?
A. It didn't have the guts.

Q. What do you call the chicken that crossed the road?
A. Suicidal!

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. To cock-a-doodle-do something.

Q. Why did a one-armed man cross the road?
A. To get to the second hand shop.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To find out what all the jokes were about.

Q. Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A. Because it was stuck on the chicken's foot.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To avoid the lame jokes on this side.

Q. Why did a dog cross the road?
A. To get out of the barking lot.

Q. Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?
A. She didn't want to get blocked by traffic.

Q. Why didn't the ghost cross the road?
A. It had no body to go with.

Q. Why did the fox cross the road?
A. He heard about all the chickens.

Q. Why did the chicken stand in the middle of the road?
A. Because it wan't to play squash.

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. It was his wife's birthday.

Q. Why did the lettuce cross the road?
A. Because it was green.

Q. Why did the shark cross the road?
A. To get to the other tide.

Q. What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
A. Poultry in motion!

Q. Why didn't the schizophrenic chicken cross the road?
A. She couldn't make up her mind.

Q. Why didn't the skeleton chicken cross the road?
A. She lacked the guts for the adventure.

Q. Why did the horse cross the road?
A. To see the neigh-bor.

Q. Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
A. Because the chicken had not evolved yet.

Q. Why didn't the roasted chicken cross the road?
A. It didn't have the guts.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the Information Highway?
A. To get to the other site.

Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. To get to the udder side!

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