| Q.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
A. Neither. The rooster did.
Q.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. She thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Q.
What did the chick say to the rooster when he saw his mother
sitting on an orange?
A. Dad, look what mama-laid!
Q.
Why can't you trust what clucking chickens say?
A. 'Cause they always eggs-aggerate.
Q.
What are laying hens always looking for?
A. A little egg-sitement. |
Q.
What does a crazed, disoriented, dillusional, mixed up hen
lay?
A. Scrambled eggs.
Q.
Who does a chicken farmer call if he thinks his henhouse
is haunted?
A. An egg-sorcist.
Q.
What do you call a self-centered chicken with a big head?
A. An egg-o-maniac.
Poultry
Point to Ponder: Are chicken egg jokes cheeper
by the dozen?
Q.
What do you call a chick that's come out of its shell?
A. An eggs-trovert.
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Q.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the construction
site?
A. She wanted to see a human lay a brick.
Q.
Which kind of hen lays rectangular eggs?
A. The brick hen.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a chicken and a dog?
A. Pooched Eggs!
Q.
Why did the blonde egg farmer move her hens to Hawaii?
A. 'Cause they have lots of leis there. DUH!
Q.
Why can't you tease sensitive egg whites?
A. Because they can't take a yolk! |
