| A
horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Hey."
Horse says, "Yes please. And can I get a beer with
that?"
Bag
of fertilizer walks into a bar. Bartender says, "You
can come in, but don't give me any sh*t."
Q.
How do you get a horse drunk?
A. Drink him under the stable.
A
man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender asks,
"Why the short face?"
Horsey
Pick-Up Line: Hay
Mare, wanna horse around? |
Q.
Where does a rural country farmer get his medicine?
A. At the farm-acy!
Q.
What do farmers use to create crop circles?
A. A Protractor.
I
tried to navigate the farmer's field, but it was a maize!
Q.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because it was free range.
Farmer
Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, how'd
you like to switch gears on my tractor? |
Q.
Which two rock bands do longhorn sheep like dancing to most?
A. Ewe 2 and Ewe B 40.
Q.
What is a sheep's favorite pop group?
A. The Pet Sheep Boys.
Q.
If dogs have fleas, what do sheep have?
A. Fleece!
Q.
What's a sheep's favorite newspaper?
A. The Wool Street Journal.
Sheepish
Chat Up Line: Hey baby,
if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe
and I together. |
