| Did
you hear about the duck with a drug problem? He was a quack-head.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a duck and a fireworks?
A. A Fire-Quacker.
Q.
What do ducks and geese like about the great outdoors?
A. Debris!
Q.
Why couldn't anybody see the duck?
A. Because it was in da skies.
Ducky
Pick-Up Line: They say
the early bird catches the worm, but girl you can show up
at any time and still get a bite! |
Q.
Why did the cop ticket the sheep?
A. Because she was a really baaad driver.
Q.
What kind of car does a sheep drive?
A. A Lamborghini.
Q.
Which vehicle does a contractor sheep drive?
A. Dodge Ram.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a gnu and a sheep?
A. A new ewe!
Q.
What happened after a sheep stepped on broken glass?
A. The vet stopped by to stop the bleating. |
Q.
Where do cows buy their stuff?
A. From a cattle-log.
Q.
Where do cows go for lunch?
A. Calf-eteria.
Q.
What is the golden rule for cows?
A. Do unto udders as you would have udder do to you.
Q.
Where do modern hipster cows post their videos online?
A. MooTube.
Bull
Pick-Up Poetry: Roses
are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow
goes moooo. |
