Q.
What do you call a turkey that got pavement goo on its feet
while crossing the road?
A. Tar-key.
Q.
What did the turkey say when he crossed the road paved of
stones?
A. Cobble, cobble, cobble.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a powerful engine with a gobbler?
A. Torque-key.
Q.
What do you call the wild turkey that was run over by an
eighteen-wheeler?
A. A tire-key. |
Q.
What did the wild turkey say to the pilgrim the day before
the second Thanksgiving?
A. Quack, quack.
Q.
What did the turkey say on Thanksgiving?
A. Real men eat beef!
Q.
What co you get if you cross a clay pigeon with a Meleagris
gallopavo?
A. Tur-skeet.
Q.
How do you address the head gobbler at the poultry farm?
A. Sir key. |
Q.
What does a turkey do online on Thanksgiving?
A. Google, Google, Google.
Q.
What sound does a gobbler locksmith's cell phone make?
A. Turkey ring.
Q.
Why did the cops arrest the turkey the day before Thanksgiving?
A. 'Cause they suspected fowl play.
Q.
What do you call the gobbler that clears the scale?
A. A tare-key. |