Q.
What do you call a magician cow?
A. Moo-dini.
Q.
What do you call a horse that's traveled all over the world?
A. A globe trotter.
Q.
Where does corn on the cob like to go on vacation?
A. Lake Earie.
Q.
Where do sheep go on vacation?
A. The Baa-hamas.
Q.
Why do cows like to ski at Aspen?
A. Because of all the moo-guls.
Q.
Where do USA cows go to vacation?
A. Moontana and Cowlifornia.
Q.
Where do USA cows like to retire?
A. St. Moois, Moosouri, or Moo Jersey.
Q.
Where do cattle stay when they're on vacation?
A. At a mootel.
Q.
What is a pickle's favorite tourist spot in England?
A. Picadilly Square! |
Q.
Why do roosters read PlayCock magazine?
A. For the hentertaining articles.
Q.
Which newspaper do cows read?
A. The Daily Moos.
Q.
Which publication causes a monthly stampede to the moos
stand?
A. Cosmoopolitan magazine.
Q.
What's a sheep's favorite newspaper?
A. The Wool Street Journal.
Q.
Which newspaper does a super pickle read?
A. The Dilly Planet.
Q.
What is a pickle's favorite novel?
A. A Time to Dill.
Q.
Who is a Welsh pickle's favorite poet?
A. Dill-an Thomas.
Q.
Where can you find a gallery of cows?
A. At an art moo-seum.
Q.
Which kind of social gatherings do pigs like the most?
A. Sow-prise parties!
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Q.
What do you call a race horse that wins a lot money for
its owner?
A. A thorough bread winner.
Q.
Why is horse racing so romantic?
A. Because the horse hugs the rail, the jockey puts his
arms around the horse, and you kiss your money goodbye!
Q.
Why did the owners name the hot new race horse Bad News?
A. Because Bad News travels fast!
Q.
Why did the scum bag owner name his race horse My Face?
A. He wanted to hear the crowd cheer, "Come On,
My Face!"
Q.
What do you call it when you jump off a cliff with a chicken
in each hand?
A. Hen Gliding.
Q.
Which veggie won when the lettuce and carrot raced?
A. The lettuce was always a head.
Q.
What happens if you use pickles instead of a ping pong ball?
A. You get the Volley of the Dills. |