| Q.
What do chickens grow on?
A. Eggplants!
Q.
What is the best way to serve eggs on Halloween?
A. Deviled eggs!
Q.
Why can't a rooster ever get rich?
A. Because roosters work for chicken feed.
Q.
What glows in the dark and clucks?
A. Radioactive Chicken Kiev.
Q.
Where does a well-groomed chicken have her feathers coiffed?
A. At a chic beauty salon. |
Q.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
A. Neither. The rooster did.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle,
and a rooster?
A. Cocker-Poodle-Do!
Q.
What do chickens serve at going away parties?
A. Flew the Coop Cakes.
Q.
How long is a typical shift at KFC?
A. Around the cluck...
Q.
Who was the author of the classic novel, Great Eggspectations?
A. Charles Chickens.
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Q.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoons?
A. They go out on a peck-nic.
Poultry
Point to Ponder: Are chicken jokes cheeper by the
dozen?
Q.
Why do chickens work at the dollar store?
A. Because they only say, "Buck, buck, buck."
Q.
Which USA town boasts the most henhouses along with the
National Baseball Hall of Fame?
A. Cooperstown, NY. |
