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Q. Why did the chicken's coach cross the basketball court? A. It heard the referee calling fowls!
Why did the chicken cross the road? For the honor of all chickens! – Mr Worf
I have no idea how to raise chickens? So I guess I'll just have to wing it!
Q. What did the sick chick ask the vet? A. Do I have the people pox?
Q. Why did the Klingon cross the road? A. To conquer the other side!

 


Funky Chicken Humor, Fowl Puns, Chick Laughs
Layers of chicken humor, clucked up jokes, fowl weather laughs and egg-ceptional puns.

Chicken Jokes, Peckish Puns, Hen Humor
(Because City Jokes and Chic Urbane Puns Are TOO Mainstream for Raucous Roosters and Hipster Chickens!)
Warning: Chickens Present. Watch Where You Step! The smelly chicken sh*t isn't the most painful thing ahead.
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Q. How Do Chickens Dance? A. Chick to ChickI ate a Denver omlette for breakfast and now I'm feeling a bit peckish!Scrambling for an egg joke, but I can't seem to whip one up.

Q. Which dance will a chicken never ever do?
A. The Fox Trot.

Q. Which pedal do rooster racecar drivers favor?
A. The egg-celerator.

Q. What do you call somebody who steals chicken?
A. Chicken Pot Pirate.

Hen: I really hate my chicken legs. Raven: At least you don't have crow's feet!

Did you hear about the old chicken who could only lay eggs during the winter? She was no spring chicken.

Q. How do monsters like their eggs?
A. Terror-fried!

Q. How can you tell it's too hot in the henhouse?
A. The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.

Q. Why did the egg hide?
A. Because it was a little chicken.

Q. What happens when you drop a hand-gren-egg?
A. It egg-splodes!

Q. What do you call a volume of jokes for chickens?
A. A yolk book.

Q. Why can't you tease egg whites?
A. Because they can't take a yoke!

I made some Jerk Chicken the other day, but he didn't even say, "Thanks."

Q. What do you call a chicken with lettuce in her eye? A. Chicken Caesar Salad!Q. Why did the horny rooster go to KFC? A. He heard there's chicken meet up there!Q. What do you get if a potato and a chicken bump into each other? A. Yam and Eggs!

Q. What do chickens grow on?
A. Eggplants!

Q. What is the best way to serve eggs on Halloween?
A. Deviled eggs!

Q. Why can't a rooster ever get rich?
A. Because roosters work for chicken feed.

Q. What glows in the dark and clucks?
A. Radioactive Chicken Kiev.

Q. Where does a well-groomed chicken have her feathers coiffed?
A. At a chic beauty salon.

Q. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
A. Neither. The rooster did.

Q. What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster?
A. Cocker-Poodle-Do!

Q. What do chickens serve at going away parties?
A. Flew the Coop Cakes.

Q. How long is a typical shift at KFC?
A. Around the cluck...

Q. Who was the author of the classic novel, Great Eggspectations?
A. Charles Chickens.

Q. What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoons?
A. They go out on a peck-nic.

Poultry Point to Ponder: Are chicken jokes cheeper by the dozen?

Q. Why do chickens work at the dollar store?
A. Because they only say, "Buck, buck, buck."

Q. Which USA town boasts the most henhouses along with the National Baseball Hall of Fame?
A. Cooperstown, NY.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? A. She heard the ref was blowing fowls!Q. Why did Mozart kill his chickens? A. They kept running around going: "Bach Bach Back!"Q. Why did the Borg cross the road? A. To assimilate the chicken!

Q. Which trait is most valued in chicken marathon runners?
A. H-endurance.

Q. How did the egg win the race?
A. It really scrambled!

Q. What do you get if you cross a mole and a rooster?
A. A whack-a-doodle.

Did you hear about the county fair's prize winning rooster? He sure was cocky!

Q. What do you get if you cross a chicken with a guitar?
A. A chicken that makes music when you pluck it.

Q. What do you call a group of chickens all clucking in unison?
A. A Hen-semble.

Q. How does a rooster do a rain dance?
A. He chants, "Cock-a-doodle-Dew!"

Q. How does a rooster romance a hen?
A. He takes her to a chick flick.

Q. Where does a rooster find the best recipes?
A. In the Betty Cocker Cookbook.

Q. What does a rooster inside a hen house say?
A. Cocky-doodle-do!

Q. What do you call it when chickens and ducks fall out of the sky?
A. Fowl Weather.

Q. What do you call a skittish scuba diver?
A. Chicken of the Sea.

Q. Where did the Psychiastrist eat lunch? A. Kentucky Freud ChickenQ. Why did the Sontaran cross the road? A. It was a tactical move to confuse the chicken!Q. Why don't they have toilet paper at KFC? A. Because it's finger-licking good!

Q. Why do you can an insane chicken?
A. A cuckoo cluck.

Patient: Doc, I think I'm a chicken.
Shrink: How long have you felt that way?
Patient: Ever since I came out of my shell.

Q. Why did the rooster go to KFC?
A. He wanted to see chickens strip.

Q. What do you get if you cross a hen and a bell?
A. A chicken that will ring its own neck.

Q. Why did the rooster get a tattoo?
A. To impress old chicks twenty years from now.

Q. What does an alarm cluck sound like?
A. Tick-tock-a-doodle-do.

Q. Which kind of car does a chicken farmer drive?
A. A Coupe.

Q. Why did the chicken go to KFC?
A. To pay last regards to her departed family members.

Q. How did the chicken wake up on time?
A. She had an alarm cluck.

Q. What happened after a chicken ate the farmer's bag of concrete mix?
A. She laid a garden path.

Q. What do you get if you cross a chicken and a centipede?
A. Drumsticks for a crowd!

Q. What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
A. You scratch my beak, I'll scratch yours.

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