Why didn't the chef invest in the gravy market after Thanksgiving?
A. 'Cause there wasn't much stock in it.
How can you tell when your Thanksgiving turkey is done?
A. It's got one foot in the gravy.
Which Thanksgiving side dish is the deadliest?
Where did the pilgrims get thick broth for the first Thanksgiving
A. From a gravy boat.
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
A. A camouflaged bird with four times as many drumsticks
as a traditional Tom.
Why did the turkey cross the road the day before Thanksgiving?
A. She wanted people to think she was a chicken.
What do you get when you cross your Thanksgiving turkey
with a ghost?
A. A poultry-geist.
Why did the blonde separate the chicken from her Thanksgiving
turkey in the freezer?
A. 'Cause she wanted to avoid fowl food contamination.
Which side of a Thanksgiving turkey has the most dark meat?
A. The inside.
Why do pumpkins like Halloween parties better than Thanksgiving
A. With all the boos oh Halloween, they'll get
smashed. On Thanksgiving, they get baked and eaten.
Why do pumpkins always travel to Thanksgiving dinner by
A. Air travel via Pumpkin Chunkin' is not a pratical
When is your Thanksgiving pumpkin pie pie like a golf ball?
A. When it's sliced.
What is an eye doctor's favorite dessert to enjoy after
A. Pumpkin pie with eyes cream.
What is the best thing to put in a delicious Thanksgiving
A. A fork.
What is the best thing to sink into Thanksgiving pumpkin
A. Your teeth.
Customer: The crust on this pumpkin pie was way too tough.
Waiter: Sir, that was the pie pan.
What did the rotting jack-o-lantern say to the pumpkin pie
A. You're crusty!
Whick keys can't unlock doors?
A. Turkeys and monkeys.
I know you want me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but
I just can't stop cold turkey!
What did the pumpkin pie say to the pecan pie on Thanksgiving?
A. You're Nuts!
What does a math geek have for dessert on Thanksgiving?
A. Pumpkin Pi.
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving dinner?
A. Good pie, everyone.
What does a bowler crave on Thanksgiving?
A. A Turkey! (that's three strikes in a row)
What do cannibal Teddy bears eat on Thanksgving?
What did the famous turkey say before he was roasted at
A. Thanks for the memories.
you buy clothes on Black Friday, always take into account
how much you ate on Thursday.
Sometimes Black Friday shoppers tackle better than the home
team did on Thanksgiving.
hoping Black Friday doesn't turn into Black 'N Blue Saturday.
Point to Ponder: Why does Black Friday start on Thursday?
might be from Colorado if you expect snow on Easter, Mother's
Day, Halloween, and Thanksgiving but not on Christmas.