Worst Valentine's Day Pick Up Line Ever: Wanna go on a ate and be my alentine? Don't worry, I'll give you the VD later.

Late Night Valentine's Day Come-On Line: Dude, I look like trash tonight, so why don't you take me out?

VD Day Pick Up Line: Hi, remember me? No? Oh yeah, we've only met in my dreams.

Valentine's Day Pick Up Line: Babe, what'll it be: coffee, tea, or Love Potion No. 9?

VD Day Chat Up Line: Hey girl, Cupid called. He wants his heart back.

Valentine's Day Pick Down Line: Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be alone than be with you.

Valentine's Day Chat Up Line: Babe, you must be Campbell's Soup, 'cause you're mm mm good.

Valentine's Day Hookup Line: Hi Babe, do you like cats? 'Cause I'd like you to take meow-t tonight.

Zombie Valentine's Day Pick Up Line: Hey Brainy, I'd love you even if you were so ugly that everybody died.

Caveman Valentine's Day Pick Up Line: I might not be Fred Flinstone, but I can make your Bedrock.

VD Day Pick Up Line: Baby, you are so attractive that even my zipper is falling for you.

Cheesy VD Day Chat Up Line: Babe, if you were the words on this Valentine, you'd be the fine print.

Abstract Valentine's Day Chat Up Line: Hi, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? ... Enough to break the ice.

VD Day Pick Up Line: Babe, do you know what this shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

Valentine's Day Come-On: Excuse me, are you wearing a space suit? 'Cause that butt is out of this world!

VD Day Hookup Line: Bae, if you were my big toe, I'd bang you on every piece of furniture at my house.

Reverse Psychology Valentine's Day Come On: Hey girl, you can go out with me tonight, or stay home and cry in your tub of ice cream.

Valentine's Day Chat Up Line: Hey girl, I didn't get you chocolates today because you already have a sweet box.

Q. What did the chef say to the hot chick on VD Day?
A. You know what's on tonight's menu? ME-N-U.

Q. What did the java junkie say to his honey on Valentine's Day?
A. Mere words cannot espresso what you mean to me.

Valentine's Day Pick Up Line: Babe, you just dropped something – my jaw!

VD Day Pick Up Line: Babe, I'm going to give you a kiss. If you don't like it, you can just return it.

Valentine's Day Come-On: Babe, you are so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business.

Valentine's Day Chat Up Line: The only sweet thing I want this VD Day is a cutie pie like you.

Valentine's Day Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you are sweeter than a box of chocolates and hotter than red heart candies.

Magical Valentine's Day Come-On: Hey, let's flip a coin. Heads, I'm yours. Tails, you're mine.

Valentine's Day Pick Up Line: Hey there, my feet are cold 'cause you just knocked my socks off.

Valentine's Day Chat Up Line: Whoa! Have you been eating magnets? 'Cause I'm so attracted to you.

Valentine's Day Pick Up Line: Hey girl, they can't fit how I feel for you on a VD Day conversation heart.

Creepy Valentine's Day Pick Up Line: Babe, I don't need Twitter 'cause I'm already following you.

VD Day Point to Ponder: If Love is blind, why is lingerie so hot?

Q. What did the Vampire prostitute say to her date on Valentine's Day?
A. You suck less than the others.

Poetic Valentine's Day Chat Up Line: Bae, be mine, 'cause yo so fine.

Valentine's Day Hookup Line: Hey Baby, let's make like fabric softener and Snuggle.

Q. Why did the confirmed bachelor wear a mask on Valentine's Day?
A. He heard love was in the air.

Valentine's Day Pick Up Line: Hey big guy, is there a cherub in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Valentine's Day Pick Up Line: Hey Babe, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I saunter by again?

Anti Valentine's Day Poem: I'm not yours, you're not mine, so would you be my Anti Valentine?

Valentine's Day Pick Down Line: Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be alone than be with you.

Gym Valentine's Day Chat Up Line: Bro, if you were a rooster, you'd be im-pec-able.

Funnier Than Hell VD Day Come-On: Are you an angel? 'Cause you're the answer to all my prayers.

Valentine's Day Pick Up Line: Hey girl, did it hurt when you got hit by Cupid's arrow?

February 14 Day Pick Up Line: Hey bae, the only sweet thing I want on Valentine's Day is you.

Valentine's Day Pick Down Line: I won't be giving you my heart today, but there's another organ you may be interested in.

Q. What did the paper clip say to the magnet on Valentine's Day?
A. I'm very attracted to you!

Q. What did the bewitching webmaster say to her guy on Valentine's Day?
A. Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF, this is a HEX just for you.

VD Hookup Line: Hey babe, could you please pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my back? 'Cause some kid with wings just shot me.

Valentine's Day Pick Up Line in the Lab: BaBe, are you made of carbon? 'Cause I'd sure like to date you.

Valentine's Day Come-On: Hey girl, I'm sorry I didn't get you a box of chocolate, but if you're craving something sweet I am here for you.

Hairy Funny Anti Valentine's Day Thought of the Day: Screw you Cupid, I have cats!

Valentine's Day Dis: I kissed my prince and he turned into a frog.

Valentine's Day Pick Up Line: Hey babe, I'll be your ALENTINE for now, and you can give me your V after dinner.

Poetic Valentine's Day Chat Up Line: Hey girl, once you've gone Cupid, the rest are all stupid.

Funny As Hell Valentine's Day Pick Up Line: Hello, are you religious? 'Cause you're the answer to all my prayers.

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