Why does an unused battery feel so sad?
A. It's never included in anything!
Why did the burned out guy tell his shrink that he feels
like a flashlight with a burned out battery?
A. He claimed his inner light died a long time ago.
you hear about the guy whose watch batteries died? He wound
up at a clock shop!
you seen the new Dr. Barbie doll? It operates on
Point to Ponder: Is yawning the human equivalent to "low
What does Dracula's torch run on?
you hear about the bull caught in an electric fence? Yeah,
it was charging.
just gave all my dead batteries away – free of charge.
the power goes out and you can't recharge everything, just
remember your cat does not require batteries.
What did the battery say after being recharged at his AA
A. I am feeling positive!
What happened to the hood who beat me up with my phone charger?
A. He was charged with assault with a battery.
How do you know an old battery still has some hot
life left in it?
A. It teases you to test it to get you to lick it.
Why didn't the troubled guy bother to go see his shrink
when his flashlight batteries died?
A. Because he was feeling delighted.
to Ponder: Why is it that flashlights are such a convenient
to store dead batteries?
What happened to the thug who beat up some guy with his
dead cell phone?
A. He was charged with battery.
Powerful Tech Point to Ponder: Don't you just hate it when
you have a smart device with a dumb battery?
How did the blonde know her relationship was over?
A. Her battery ran out on her.
What's the difference between a phone battery and a robo
A. The battery has a positive side.
How did the potato chip proposition the battery?
A. If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.
Why didn't the battery finish the marathon?
A. It RAN out of power.
It's very sad when your phone battery lasts longer than
your relationship does.