Q.
How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. Atheists never really see the light anyway, do
they?
Q.
How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Three, but really they're only One.
Q.
How many politcally correct people does it take to change
a light bulb?
A. Doesn't matter; nothing will get done. |
Q.
How many massage therapists does it take to change a light
bulb?
A. One, but they have to have candles and music to do it.
Q.
How many aerobics instructiors does it take to change a
light bulb?
A. Five. Four to do it in perfect synchrony and one to stand
there and say, "To the left, and to the left, and take
it out, and put it down, and pick it up, and put it in,
and to the right, and to the right."
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Q.
How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two. One to hold the rubber boots, and one to fill the
bathtub with Jell-O.
Q.
How many SKA fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Four. One to drop it, and three to pick it up, pick it
up, pick it up!
Q.
How many Pisces does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Huh? The bulb is out? |