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Q. How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. It turned itself in!
Q. How many visitors to an art gallery does it take to change a light bulb? A. Two. One to do it and one to say: "Oh, my 4-year-old could have done that!"
Q. How man Germans does it take to change a light bulb? A. One. Germans are efficient and not very funny!

 


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Warning: Change At Your Own Risk! Twisted humor, lefty Lucy tighty righty jokes, and screwball puns ahead.
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Q. How many thought police does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. There never was any light bulb! Don't you remember?Q. How many gorillas does it take to change a light bulb? A. One one, but it takes a butt load of Bud Light!Q. How many 14-year-old boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. You said SCREW. Hahaha!

Q. How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Three. One to change the bulb, and two to direct traffic.

Q. How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Sex!

Q. How many potheads does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Screw it, we've got lighters.

Q. How many stoners does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. Lava lamps don't burn out, man!

Q. How many revisionists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. In actual fact, against popular consensus, the light bulb never actually change.

Q. How many stoners does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Oh wow! Is it dark, man?

Q. How many Orthodox Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Change?

Q. How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One, but he needs to be on a revolving stage.

Q. How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One. He puts the bulb in, and the world rotates around him.

Q. How many Taurus men does it take to change a light bulb? A. What? Me move?Q. How many efficiency experts does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs!Q. How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb? A. Eight. One to crew in the bulb, and seven to hold Rudolph down!

Q. How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and another to try to sell it before it crashes.

Q. How many Taurus men does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. Tauruses don't like to change anything.

Q. How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
A. I'll have an estimate for you next Tuesday...

Q. How many US Marines does it take to change a light bulb?
A. 49. One to screw it in, and 48 to guard him.

Q. How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One, with a step ladder. They're short, not stupid!

Q. How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. Frat boys screw in puddles of vomit.

Q. How many sagittarius men does it take to change a light bulb A. One to install the bulb, and a Virgo to pick up the pieces!Q. How many climate change skeptics does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. It's too early to say if the light bulb needs changing!Q. How many Virgos does it take to change a light bulb? A. One to clean the socket, one to dust the bulb, one to install, and two engineers to chack the work!

Q. Why did the lights go out?
A. Because they liked each other.

Q. How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Well, that's an interesting question, isn't it?

Q. What did the light bulb say to the electric generator?
A. You spark up my life!

Q. How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Three. One to change the bulb and two to write environmental reports.

Q. How many ants does it take to change a light bulb?
A. A whole hill because many hands make light work.

Q. How many Virgos does it take to change a light bulb?
A. How soon do you need it?

Q. How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. Atheists question whether it's really light anyway!Q. How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? A. That's not funny!Q. How many Pisces does it take to change a light bulb? A. What light bulb?

Q. How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. Atheists never really see the light anyway, do they?

Q. How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Three, but really they're only One.

Q. How many politcally correct people does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Doesn't matter; nothing will get done.

Q. How many massage therapists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One, but they have to have candles and music to do it.

Q. How many aerobics instructiors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Five. Four to do it in perfect synchrony and one to stand there and say, "To the left, and to the left, and take it out, and put it down, and pick it up, and put it in, and to the right, and to the right."

Q. How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two. One to hold the rubber boots, and one to fill the bathtub with Jell-O.

Q. How many SKA fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Four. One to drop it, and three to pick it up, pick it up, pick it up!

Q. How many Pisces does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Huh? The bulb is out?

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