Q.
How many chickens does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. They're far too busy crossing the road.
Q.
How many Pygmies does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to hold
the ladder.
Q.
How many recovering addicts does it take to change a light
bulb?
A. One, as long as he admits he's powerless over light bulbs.
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Q.
How many Cancer men does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. Cancers would worry themselves to death with the
problem.
Q.
How many elephants does it take to screw a light bulb?
A. One, but it has to be a really big bulb.
Q.
How many baby elephants does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One, but he has to stand on his trunk.
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Q.
How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?
A. It depends whether the switch is on or off.
Q.
How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Eight. One to screw in the bulb, and seven to hold Rudolph
down.
Q.
How many librarians does it take to change a light bulb?
A. I don't know, but I can look that up for you. |