Q.
How many Broncos does it take to change a light bulb?
A. It depends which team's shadow the Broncos are in!
Q.
How many football players does it take to change a light
bulb?
A. Two. One to screw it in, and one to recover the fumble.
Q.
How many college football players does it take to change
a light bulb?
A. The entire team! And, they get a semester's credit for
it.
Q.
How many cows does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two. One to hold the bulb, and the udder to turn the
chair. |
Q.
How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two. One to assure you everything possible is being done,
and another to screw it into the water faucet.
Q.
How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Six. One to screw it in and five to screw up rebutting
the neocons' lies about them.
Q.
How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
Q.
How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Well, it depends what the script says...
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Q.
How many Cardassians does it take to change a light bulb?
A. It depends how many lights you see.
Green
Lantern Pick-Up Line:
Hey baby, just follow the light...
Q.
How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. FORE!
Q.
How many antibiotics does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. They're there to kill it off, not help revive it!
Bright
Stoner Come-On: Hey Mary
Jane, I don't even need to change that light bulb 'cause
you're on fire! |