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| Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road? |
| Sci-Fi Crossed the Road | 2 |

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| Painful Fashion Jokes | 2 | 3 |
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| Valentine's Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |
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| 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
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| Superhero Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |

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| Superhero Music Jokes
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| Supervillain Jokes
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Female Superheroes |
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| Batman Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |

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| Old Never Die Jokes | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 |
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