walks into a psychiatrist's office and says, "Doctor,
you've got to help me. I think I'm a deck of cards."
The shrink replies, "Sit over there, and I'll deal
with you later."
two egotists meet up, it's an I for an I.
couples therapy, the shrink asked the wife why she wanted
to end their marriage. She said, "I hate the constant
Star Wars puns." To which the husband replied, "Divorce
is strong with this one."
What does IKEA furniture do if it's stolen?
A. It activates a shelf destruct sequence.
What do you have to know to be a good realtor?
salesman approached a blonde and asked her if she'd like
to buy a pocket calculator. The blonde replied, "No
thanks, I already know how many pockets I have."
Who was the hungry princess attracted to?
A. Sir Loin.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the team?
A. Because she always runs away from the ball.
Which style of shoes should you wear while disecting a frog?