| Q.
Why did the robot love his mistress?
A. She really knew how to push his buttons.
I
gave my stressed-out friend some buttons, but he still couldn't
pull himself together... He just snapped.
Q.
What's strong enough to hold The Hulk back?
A. His zipper. |
Q.
What did the bra say to the hat?
A. You go on a head, while I give these two a lift.
Q.
What did the tie say to the hat?
A. You go ahead. I'll just hang around.
Q.
Where do crazy designers of wild headwear live?
A. Mad-hattan.
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Q.
How can you tell your turtle is a prolific photographer?
A. He's a Snapping Turtle.
Q.
Why did the blonde have to give up her career as a photographer?
A. She just couldn't stay focused.
Fine
Art Point to Ponder: If you photograph your pimples, is
zit art? |
