time you make a typo, the errorists win!
Pointedly Painful Pun to Ponder: It's great to be Awesome!
So, why is it bad to be Awful?
Groan of the Day: A book just fell on my head. I've only
got my shelf to blame...
How do space explorers guarantee a great party?
A. They planet.
monsters went to a wild party. Suddenly, one turns to the
other and says, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me.
What should I do?" The other monster replied, "Be
a gentleman and roll them back to her."
What do you call a teenage space explorer that talks smack?
A. A Sass-tronaut.
What do you call a space explorer using a porta-potty?
A. An Astrono-Manure.
Pick-up Line: Is your
dad an alien? 'Cause you're out of this world!