electrician finally gets home at 3:00 a.m. His wife asked,
"Wire you insulate?" He replied, "Watt's
it to you? I'm ohm, aren't I?"
you know nothing shocks retired electricians?
Powerful pick-up line: Babe,
an electrician can really turn you on!
pun to ponder: When two lefties get into an argument, how
can you tell which is right?
What did the guy with no hands get for his birthday?
A. We don't know. He hasn't opened it yet?
What time is a clock's favorite?
A. 6:30 – Hands Down!
Why do optometrists like PainfulPuns
Eye Doctor Puns?
A. It's a fun web sight for in-site-ful online humor!
I could help you, but I lack the vision. Iris is a great
name for an eye doctor! Do people with green eyes enjoy
St. Patricks' Day most?