you hear the joke about the smog? Nevermind, it's already
all over town.
Book Never Written:
Smog by Hays E. Dais
smog has been so bad lately that now little kids don't believe
in the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy and the
Why did the traffic signal turn red?
A. You would too, if you had to change in the middle of
Why did the traffic signal turn green?
A. It wanted to GO eco-friendly.
Why did the traffic lights flash yellow?
A. They were programmed by a blonde!
What do you call jokes that ridicule you out loud?
A. Verbal Abuse.
What kind of laughing gas ridicules you?
A. He He He
would like to apologize to anyone we have not offended.
Please be patient; we'll get to you soon...