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New Designer Corduroy Pillows ARE Making HeadlinesHaunted French Pancakes Give Me the Crepes!I starred in a stage play about puns. Actually, it was just a play on words!

Q. What do you get with a corduroy condom?
A. A Groovy Kind of Love.

Fashionable Groan of the Day: Nobody ever does anything sneaky wearing corduroy pants, so they're a great indicator of who you can trust.

Q. What is something most people lie about?
A. A bed.

Q. Which trait does a comedian baker knead to tell funny bread jokes?
A. A rye sense of humor.

Q. Why did the chef retire?
A. He ran out of thyme.

Did you hear about the chef who had mushroom for improvement? He was a fungi, but of questionable morel character.

Pun Point to Ponder: If an actress has a screaming role, is she eeking out a living?

Q. Why didn't the old actor ever felt right after he retired?
A. He suffered from Post Dramatic Stress Disorder.

Ripe Tomato Fact of the Day: Vegetable puns make me feel good from my head tomatoes.

How Does a Man on the Moon Get His Hair Cut? Eclipse It.Horsing Around: If ya wanna make money as a comedian, you gotta have a cents of humor.Gnome Pun Intended!

Q. What do you call a clock on the moon?
A. A lunar-tick.

Q. What do you call a space explorer using a porta-potty?
A. An Astrono-Manure.

Q. Why were cosmonauts on the old Russian space station always bumping into things?
A. Because objects in MIR are closer than they appear.

Q. How do you get a horse drunk?
A. Drink him under the stable.

Q. Why do skunks make such hilarious stand-up comics?
A. They're born with an innate scents of humor.

Q. What do you call a horse that keeps losing its iPad?
A. An Appaloosa!

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Q. What do gnome standup comedians call a tiny pun?
A. Puny.

Q. Why are Gnomes such devoted Star Trek TNG fans?
A. They're bald, speak with a British accent, and they like going where gnome one has gone before!

Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede? A. A Walkie TalkieDid you hear about the online origami store? It folded...I used to be a tap dancer, until I fell into the sink.

Q. What do you call a canary that flew into a pastry plate?
A. Tweetie Pie.

Q. Why do crows and ravens tell really dumb jokes?
A. Just be-caws!

Q. What is a duck's favorite television show?
A. The feather forecast.

A SEO couple had twins. For the first time they were happy with duplicate content.

Q. Why are dedicated paper folders so dangerous?
A. They likely have a black belt in origami.

Q. Why was the guy fired from the muffler factory?
A. Because he was always so exhausted!

Q. Why did Hulk flush the toilet?
A. Because it was his duty!

Q. What do you call your mother's angry French sister?
A. A Croissaunt.

Q. What did the ballet dancer say when she lost her shoes?
A. Oui, this is pointeless!

There is no conclusive evidence about what happens to old skeptics, but their future is doubtful.Hardworking Memes Make Gnome Sense!Q. What Do You Call Two People in an Ambulance? A. Pair of Medics

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

Old seers never die. They just lose their vision.

Q. Do Painful old Puns ever die?
A. Nope, they continue to cause groans for generations to come.

True, but he tries harder than his lazy meme contemporaries.

Q. Why do garden gnomes have tiny balls?
A. Because so few of them know how to dance.

Troll Trivia: The best seller about trolls was written by a punny ungnome author.

Call me an ambulance!
Okay. You're an ambulance.

I don't find doctor puns funny now that I have an irony deficiency.

Q. Why didn't the dermatologist laugh at the surgeon's pun?
A. Because it was an inside joke!

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