What do you get with a corduroy condom?
A. A Groovy Kind of Love.
Groan of the Day: Nobody ever does anything sneaky wearing
corduroy pants, so they're a great indicator of who you
What is something most people lie about?
A. A bed.
Which trait does a comedian baker knead to tell funny bread
A. A rye sense of humor.
Why did the chef retire?
A. He ran out of thyme.
you hear about the chef who had mushroom for improvement?
He was a fungi, but of questionable morel character.
Point to Ponder: If an actress has a screaming role, is
she eeking out a living?
Why didn't the old actor ever felt right after he retired?
A. He suffered from Post Dramatic Stress Disorder.
Tomato Fact of the Day: Vegetable puns make me feel good
from my head tomatoes.