grasshopper hops into a bar. Bartender says, "You're
quite a celebrity around here. We've even got a drink named
after you." Grasshopper says, "You've got a drink
guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducked, or was he a
What is supposedly unknown, but actually well-documented
A. Open secret.
Pun Fact to Groan About: Toilet Paper. What a rip off!
Point to Ponder in the Potty: Life is a lot like toilet
paper. You're either on a roll, or you're taking a load
of sh*t from some asshole...
Groan of the Day: In life, as on the toilet, the job isn't
done until the paperwork is finished.
What did Bruce Banner say to Spider Man?
A. "Don't bug me."
Why does Bruce Banner get so angry at David Banner?
A. Because multi-tasking pisses him off!
What can you do if nobody is showing any sympathy for a
A. Say, "Let's get this pity started!"