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Q.
Why do Denver Broncos fans wear orange?
A. No rhyme, nor reason.
Q.
Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate. |
Q.
Why did the blonde call AAA when her laptop battery died?
A. Well, duh!
Did you hear about the guy who got mad when his phone battery
died? His shrink said he needed to find an outlet.
Q.
How are a bull and a battery alike?
A. Both charge!
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Q.
Why do they call it quicksand?
A. Because when you're stuck in it, your whole life flashes
in front of you – really fast!
Q.
Can you pull yourself out of quicksand?
A. Sometimes... Glub, glub, glub... and sometimes NO.
Q.
How did the crappy plumber die?
A. He committed sewer-cide. |