Q.
How do beat cops greet people on the street?
A. Policed to meet you!
Q.
What do non-vegans call a police officer in a sleeping bag?
A. Pig in a blanket.
Q.
What did fans say when the comedy club abruptly shut down?
A. This is no laughing matter! |
Stinking
Funny Groaner: I don't mind the snoring, but the drool running
down your chin while you're farting in your sleep is just
too much.
Apt
Apnea Anecdote: Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Snore,
and you sleep alone.
Q.
What do you call it when a tall Lego structure topples over?
A. Tumbling blocks.
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Q.
What is Deja Brew?
A. When you have to ask you buddy, "Hey, haven't we
been to this pub pun before?"
Brewed
Pun of the Day: Enjoying a beer is merely the pursuit of
hoppiness!
Painful
Groaner Moment: If at first you don't succeed, try a bottle
opener. It probably wasn't a twist-top. |