Did you know The Hulk was angry before it was all the rage?

Q. Why is The Hulk such a good Internet gardener?
A. He always backs up his sage! And, he bides his thyme on Twitter.

Q. Why did the bratty kid finally let go of his sibling's leg?
A. 'Cause she finally yelled, "Ankle!”

Q. What do you get if you cross an owl with a cat?
A. Meowls.

Q. What do you call a baby owl that's out taking a swim?
A. A Moist-owlette.

Q. What do you call a punk brat who questions every request from his parents?
A. A Whys Guy.

For this tree punny one-liner, we had to go out on a limb and branch out to some higher sources.

Q. Why was the decorative backyard tree drooling?
A. Because it was a Dogwood.

Q. Why are tomatoes such notorious procrastinators?
A. They'd rather wait 'til tomato!

Q. Why did the hen cross the road?
A. To prove she wasn't chicken.

We hope one day chickens will all be able to cross the road without being judged on their motives!

Q. What did the chick say to the rooster when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
A. Dad, look what mama-laid!

What a cheesy charge! At her age, she should know feta. Cheddar luck next time, Brie ...

Q. Which civilization actually inspired the invention of the telephone?
A. The Phoenicians.

Q. Which secret society dictates cheese procedures?
A. The Halloumi-nati.

Q. What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A. A zebra.

Q. What do you call a male zebra?
A. ZeBro.

Q. What is the oldest animal known to mankind?
A. The zebra, because it's in black and white.

Weather or not this joke is funny:

Q. What's the opposite of a cold front?
A. A warm back.

Q. What does a storm cloud wear under its raincoat?
A. Thunderware!

Pugilist gnome thinks he's some sort of a tough guy.

Q. Which kind of jokes do depressed gnomes like to tell?
A. Elf-depricating puns.

Garden Gnome Trivia: Metro gnomes are always on time.

"There is something missing from my flower bouquet," she said lack-a-daisy-cally.

Q. What do you call a grumpy, short-tempered gardener?
A. A Snap Dragon.

Q. Why did the gardener quit?
A. His celery wasn’t high enough.

Q. How do you describe a jocular sewage joker?
A. Pun Gent!

Q. Why doesn't Chuck Norris have to flush the toilet?
A. He scares the sh*t out of it!

There's one more great sewage pun, but we're going to leave it out because the punch line really stinks.

Bullseye on online holiday shopping, but how do you wrap all those slippery plastic bags on Xmas Eve?

Q. What do you call the wrapping paper after opening gifts?
A. Christ-Mess!

Q. How is Xmas just like your job?
A. You do all the work, and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit!

Gnome meme has a way to go to haul in a pay check.

Q. Why do gnomes make bad rappers?
A. Gnome rhyme, gnor reason.

Q. Why was the gardener so busy over the weekend?
A. He had a really long Honeydew list.

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