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Lost my library card, but I'm still checking you out!
Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, not to brag, but I'm grate in bread!
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are a real Cu-Te!
Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, I want to grow mold with you, just like blue cheese!
Hey Girl, is your gname "Summer?" 'Cause you're so hot!
Are you a 90 angle? 'Cause you're looking so right!
Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, I hope that's nacho man over there!
Are you sitting on the F5 Key? 'Cause your ass is refreshing!
Is that a phone in your pocket? 'Cause that ass is calling me!
Gnirl, do you have an inhaler? 'Cause you take my breath away!
Cheesy Pick-Up Line: I'm glad the cheese stands alone 'cause it's easier to find you, Gnirl!
Hey Gnirl, let's get some coffee 'cause I'm liking you a latte!
Gnirl, you have the right to bear me in your arms!

 


Gnome Pick-Up Lines and Un-Gnome Come Ons
Troll through gnome dating scene jokes, garden elf pick up lines, and horny gnomes on the make.

Gnome Dating Jokes and Gnome Pick-Up Lines
(Because Horny Gnomes and Trolls on the Prowl Are Far TOO Mainstream in Dark Gardens and Singles Bars!)
Warning: Troll Tinder at Your Own Risk! Gnome chat ups, elfin hookups, and gnonsense pick-up lines ahead.
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Babe, I gnome my math and you have one significant figure!Is your name Google? You're everything I'm searching for!Hey Gnirl, if you were a booger, I'd pick you first!

Dr. Gnome Pick Up Line: Funny, but the gnumbers don't seem to add up.

Gnome Pick Up Poetry in Motion: Roses are red, Lilies are white, weed make a great couple, you know I'm sow right.

Gnome Pick Up Line: Hey Gnirl, I'm from Gnome Land Security, so I'll need to inspect your baggage.

Pick Up a Garden Gnome Line: Hey little man, is your name Lief? 'Cause I'd like to to blow you.

Traveling Troll Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, why don't you wander lust over this way?

Funny gnome pick-up lines aimed at SEO? Hell, that doesn't work because Google already gnew that!

Magic Gnome Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, are you a magician? 'Cause whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Gnome Hookup Line: Hey Gnirl, by the way, my roses aren't the only thorny thing with a long stem.

Pick Up a Garden Gnome Line: Hey shorty, I'll trade you my melons for your cucumber.

Gnome Chat Up Line: Hey Gnirl, those are quite the melons you have there.

Wait! Isn't Booger the name of Redneck Gnome's pet possum?

Pick Up a Garden Gnome Line: Hey little man, is your name GNorm? 'Cause you have eNORMous appeal.

Poetic Gnome Pick Up Line: Roses are red, daffodils are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?

Gnome Hookup Line: Hey Gnirl, wanna reap the fruits of my harvest?

Gnome at the Gym Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, going to a sculpture class won't even get you this chiseled.

Did you fall from heaven? 'Cause your face is pretty messed up!Sweet Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, do you have any raisins? No? Then how about a date?Hey Gnirl, I've got my ion you!

Gnome pick-up lines aren't always pretty ... but they are pretty punny.

Gnome Hookup Line: Hey Gnirl, I'd like to make you part of my backyard bounty.

Gnome Come-On: Hey Gnirl, is your name Daisy? 'Cause I want to plant you right here.

Gnome On the Midnight Prowl Line: Hey Gnirl, your garden bed, or mine?

Party Gnome Bar Hookup Line: Hey Gnirl, can I ask you a personal question? Beer, or Wine?

Fruity Pick Up Line: You inevitably hit a wrinkle every now and then, but that's not raisin any doubts, apricotly.

Gnome Come-On: Hey Gnirl, if you were a berry, I'd want to jam with you all winter long!

Gnome Chat Up Line: Hey Gnirl, what's your peak harvest date?

Garden Gremlin Pick Up Line: Hey Gnirl, there's just no place like Gnome.

Barfly Gnome Pick Up Line: Hey Gnirl, my drink is getting lonely. Care to join us?

Dr. Gnome positively knows the formula for love.

Gnome Pick Up Line: Hey Gnirl, are you a geneticist? 'Cause I'd like to see your G-Gnome.

Likely to Fail Gnome Pick Up Line: Hey Gnirl, to me bouquet is just a metaphor for orgy!

Garden Gnome Chat Up Line: Hey Gnirl, are you a honey bee? 'Cause you just stung my heart.

Stoner Gnome Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, I wanna TH-See you naked!

Sick Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, I hope you know CPR 'cause you're taking my breath away!I didn't fall from heaven just to hear your lame pick up line!Excuse me, is your gname Grace? 'Cause you're looking amazing!

Sickening pick-up line. Gasp!

Gnome Chat Up Line: Hey Gnirl, gnome man will treat you as good as I will.

Midnight Gnome Pick Up Line: Hey Gnirl, let's make like gnomes and wake up in the front lawn.

Garden Pixie Pick Up Line: Hey Gnirl, I'm sexy and I gnome it!

Gym Troll Tip: Before every workout, always warm up with at least 10 reps of selfies to both Facebook and Twitter.

Funny Anti Pick Up Line: Gnome wonder he can't get a date.

Gnome Pick Up Line: Hey Gnirl, can I see your pointy hat and passport? 'Cause you've been roaming through my mind all day.

Gnome Come-On: Hey Gnirl, if you got to gnome me, I'd plant my seed in your garden.

Gnome Hookup Line: Hey Gnirl, your rosebush, or mine?

Gnome Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, are you an alien? 'Cause you just abducted my heart!

Disgraceful Pick Up Line: It's amazing anybody laughed at the pun, but bless you!

Gnome Chat Up Line: Hey Gnirl, is your name Juliet? 'Cause my name is Gnomeo.

Pick Up a Garden Gnome Line: Hey there, is your name Bud?

Gnome Pick Up Line: Hey Gnirl, if I followed you home, would you keep me?

Gym Troll Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, now it's your turn to spot me, 'cause I spotted you all the way across the room when you walked in.

Gnirl, are you a bag of trash? 'Cause I want to take you out tonight!Hey Gnirl, your bosons give me a HADRON!Hey Gnirl, are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only 10 I see!

Redneck pick-up lines usually are stinking funny and gnot just punny garbage.

Gnome Hookup Line: Hey Gnirl, what would you say about a little foraging in my woods?

Gnome Chat Up Line: Hey Gnirl, life is a garden, so why not just dig it?

Stoner Gnome Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, I'm feeling a little off today, but I bet you could turn me on!

Dr. Gnome pick-up lines are particularly fascinating to scientists at CERN.

Gnome Pick Up Line: Hey Gnirl, if I had a rose for every time I thought about you, I'd be even more thorny!

Gnome Chat Up Line: Hey Gnirl, what would it take to get invited into your inner Iris?

High Country Gnome Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, wanna come over and suck my bong?

Southern Pick Up Line Biker gnome dude is obviously an accountant or mathemetician because this pun really smarts.

Gnome Hookup Line: Wow, there's a gnome in the road. I think I'll go pick him up.

Gnome Come-On: Hey Gnirl, would you like to get to gnome me?

Denver LoDo Gnome Pick-Up Line: Hey Bud, I blaze on the first date!

Your eyes have their own vocabulary. What a beautiful language to learn!Stop undressing me with your eyes. Use your teeth instead!Hey Gnirl, the sun isn't the only thing that rises!

A cheesy pick-up line for those who have completed GSL classes.

Sprite Hookup Line: Hey Gnirl, I'd like access to your lady garden. Gnome what I'm sayin'?

Pick Up a Garden Gnome Line: Hey fella, how big does your non-GMO zucchini grow?

Spaced Out Gnome Pick-Up Line: Excuse me Gnirl, are you wearing a space suit? 'Cause that butt is out of this world!

Gym Troll Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, do you have any tape? 'Cause I'm totally ripped.

Sometimes hookup lines go bad, but sometimes they just really bite. 4 out of 5 dentists like this pick-up line!

Gnome Pick Up Line: Hey dude, that point on your head really makes my toes curl up.

Gnome Chat Up Line: Hey there Gnirly, are you as loud as your chickens?

Green Gnome Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, do you smoke pot? 'Cause weed be great together!

Rich Gnome Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, wanna know why they call me "Gross Profit?"

Gnome doubt she's got a sunny disposition.

Pick Up a Garden Gnome Line: Hey guy, speaking of raised beds...

Gnome Chat Up Line: Hey Gnirl, Is your name Sol? 'Cause you're making me red as a beet.

Elfin Hookup Line: Hey Gnirl, once you go gnome, you'll never go home.

Gnome Gym Rat Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, the word of the day is Legs. Wanna go back to my place and spread the word?

Hey Gnirl, I was born on Pi Day. That's why my love is infinite and non-repeating!Hey Gnirl, I'm no photographer, but I'm picturing us together!Are you my appendix? 'Cause this feeling in my gut makes me want to take you out!

Dr. Gnome Pick Up Lines that might only work one day out of 365. Gnome doubt, being a comedian meme is better ala mode.

Garden Gnome Pick Up Line: Hey Gnirl, how'd you like to help me germinate my seed?

Spaced Out Gnome Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, is your daddy an alien? 'Cause you're out of this world!

Gym Troll Come-On: Hey Gnirl, I'm flexible. Would you like to get to gnome me?

Gnome Chat Up Line: Gnirl, are you a boxer? 'Cause you've knocked me off my feet!

Gnome at a Baseball Game Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, I'd really like to mitt you!

Gnome Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, are you a track star? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day!

Gnome On the Move Line: Hey Gnirl, you don't look too baaad standing in there with all those goats.

Gnome Sex Her Day Pick-Up Line: Whoa Gnirl, now I know why they call it Sexy Saturday!

Pick-Up a Gnome Biker Line: Hey Gnuy, is that your kickstand, or are you just happy to see me?

Biker Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, wanna ride my chopper?

Biker Gnome Chat Up Line: Hey Gnirl, if you go biking with me, I promise I won't brake your heart.

Choppy Biker Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, I wheelie want to get to gnow you.

Biker Gnome Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, if you were my bitch, I'd never get two tired of you.

Pick-Up a Gnome Biker Line: Hey Gnuy, wanna put on some leather and burn some rubber?

Biker Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, I'd really like to see all of your tattoos.

Cheesy Come-On for Cheese Over 50: Hey Gnirl, is your name Parmesan? 'Cause you're well-aged, just the way I like my cougars.

Cheesy Chat Up: Hey Gnirl, are you Swiss? 'Cause when I see you, I say holy moly.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey Gnirl, are you bleu cheese? 'Cause I like the way you are dressing.

Cheesy Gnome Pick Up Line: Hey Brie, didn't you date my mold college roommate, Blue?

Visualize the pick-up line: Gnome wonder there are not many dark rooms these days? Ew!

Gnome Pick Up Line: Oh hi Gnirl! I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.

Lost Gnome Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, are you from Mars? 'Cause your ass is out of this world!

Pick Up a Garden Gnome Line: Hey man, do these plums feel ripe to you?

Gym Gnome Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, did you get those yoga pants on sale? 'Cause at my place, they're 100% off!

Gnome at the Gym Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, I hope you're into yoga, 'cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.

Gnome Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, are you a boxer? 'Cause I think I'm in glove with you.

Gnome Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, let's just blow off Tuesday and go straight to Hump Day!

Gnome Chat Up Line: Your name must be Tuesday because I can't see your weak end from here.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey Gnirl, wanna see if my cheese log is a muenster?

Aged-Old Gnomette Pick Up Line: Hey big Gnuy, are you really a Monsterella? 'Cause that's what cheese said.

Cheesy Gnome Hookup Line: Hey Gnirl, wanna come over tonight to unwrap my gorgonzola?

Gnome in Paris Hit Up Line: Hey Brie, do you French on a first date?

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey Gnirl, our first date was gouda, but our next date will be even feta.

Cheesy Come-On: Gnirl, are you Mozzarella? 'Cause you are stringing me along.

Cheesy Gnome Come-On: Hey Gnirl, is your name Colby? Orange you the one for me?

Cheesy Come-On: Hey Gnirl, why just eat your curds and whey, when you could have your way with me?

Cheesy Pick Up Line: By the whey Gnirl, you curd never frighten my muffet away.

Cheesy Hookup Line: Hey Gnirl, let's get a whey tonight and spend the night at my cottage gnome.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey Gnirl, are you fondue? 'Cause it sure would be fun to do you.

Zombie Pick Up Line: Now you know what will happen in your garden during the zombie apocalypse.

Halloween Gnome Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, you can sit on my pumpkin, but you butternut squash it!

Garden Gnome Come-On: Hey Gnirl, if you were a ripe, juicy tomato, I would just eat you up.

Troll Chat Up Line: Hey Gnirl, I've been wanting to get to gnome you.

Creepy Gnome Valentine's Day Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, I don't need Twitter 'cause I'm already following you.

Valentine's Day Gnome Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, are you a florist? 'Cause I want to plant your tulips and my tulips together.

VD Day Gnome Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, do you know what this shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!

Christmas Gnome Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, let's pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree.

Christmas Gnome Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, know what's missing from your RRY CHRISTMAS? It's ME!

Meteorologist Gnome Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, you are so hot that you must be causing global warming!

Chemistry Gnerd Chat Up Line: Hey Gnirl, do you have 11 protons? 'Cause you are sodium fine!

Dr. Gnome Chemistry Chat Up Line: Hey Gnirl, are you hydrogen? 'Cause I think you're number 1.

Dr. Gnome Pick Up Line: Hey Gnirl, are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? 'Cause you are F I Ne.

Dr. Gnome Pick Up Line: Hey Gnirl, are you made of Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic and Sulfur? 'Cause you've got a NiCe AsS.

Dr. Gnome Hookup Line: Hey Gnirl, let's be lab partners again tonight so I can put my stirring rod in your beaker.

Physics-cal Gnome Come-On: Hey Gnirl, I may be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed.

Dr. Gnome Chat Up Line: Hey Gnirl, if I was an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey Gnirl, are you Swiss? 'Cause I think we'd have a hole lot of fun together.

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