| Dr.
Gnome Pick Up Lines that might only work one day out of
365. Gnome doubt, being a comedian meme is better ala mode.
Garden
Gnome Pick Up Line: Hey Gnirl, how'd you like to help me
germinate my seed?
Spaced
Out Gnome Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, is your daddy an alien? 'Cause
you're out of this world!
Gym
Troll Come-On: Hey Gnirl, I'm flexible. Would you like to
get to gnome me?
Gnome
Chat Up Line: Gnirl, are you a boxer? 'Cause you've knocked
me off my feet!
Gnome
at a Baseball Game Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, I'd really like
to mitt you!
Gnome
Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, are you a track star? 'Cause you've
been running through my mind all day!
Gnome
On the Move Line: Hey Gnirl, you don't look too baaad
standing in there with all those goats.
Gnome
Sex Her Day Pick-Up Line: Whoa Gnirl, now I know why they
call it Sexy Saturday!
Pick-Up
a Gnome Biker Line: Hey Gnuy, is that your kickstand, or
are you just happy to see me?
Biker
Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, wanna ride my chopper?
Biker
Gnome Chat Up Line: Hey Gnirl, if you go biking with me,
I promise I won't brake your heart.
Choppy
Biker Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, I wheelie want to
get to gnow you.
Biker
Gnome Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, if you were my bitch, I'd never
get two tired of you.
Pick-Up
a Gnome Biker Line: Hey Gnuy, wanna put on some leather
and burn some rubber?
Biker
Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, I'd really like to see all
of your tattoos.
Cheesy
Come-On for Cheese Over 50: Hey Gnirl, is your name Parmesan?
'Cause you're well-aged, just the way I like my cougars.
Cheesy
Chat Up: Hey Gnirl, are you Swiss? 'Cause when I see you,
I say holy moly.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey Gnirl, are you bleu cheese? 'Cause I like
the way you are dressing.
Cheesy
Gnome Pick Up Line: Hey Brie, didn't you date my
mold college roommate, Blue? |
Visualize
the pick-up line: Gnome wonder there are not many dark rooms
these days? Ew!
Gnome
Pick Up Line: Oh hi Gnirl! I just wanted to show this rose
how beautiful you are.
Lost
Gnome Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, are you from Mars? 'Cause your
ass is out of this world!
Pick
Up a Garden Gnome Line: Hey man, do these plums feel ripe
to you?
Gym
Gnome Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, did you get those yoga pants
on sale? 'Cause at my place, they're 100% off!
Gnome
at the Gym Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, I hope you're into yoga,
'cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.
Gnome
Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, are you a boxer? 'Cause I think
I'm in glove with you.
Gnome
Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, let's just blow off Tuesday and
go straight to Hump Day!
Gnome
Chat Up Line: Your name must be Tuesday because
I can't see your weak end from here.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey Gnirl, wanna see if my cheese log
is a muenster?
Aged-Old
Gnomette Pick Up Line: Hey big Gnuy, are you really a Monsterella?
'Cause that's what cheese said.
Cheesy
Gnome Hookup Line: Hey Gnirl, wanna come over tonight to
unwrap my gorgonzola?
Gnome
in Paris Hit Up Line: Hey Brie, do you French on a first
date?
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey Gnirl, our first date was gouda,
but our next date will be even feta.
Cheesy
Come-On: Gnirl, are you Mozzarella? 'Cause you
are stringing me along.
Cheesy
Gnome Come-On: Hey Gnirl, is your name Colby? Orange
you the one for me?
Cheesy
Come-On: Hey Gnirl, why just eat your curds and
whey, when you could have your way with me?
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: By the whey Gnirl, you curd
never frighten my muffet away.
Cheesy
Hookup Line: Hey Gnirl, let's get a whey tonight
and spend the night at my cottage gnome.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey Gnirl, are you fondue? 'Cause
it sure would be fun to do you.
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Zombie
Pick Up Line: Now you know what will happen in your garden
during the zombie apocalypse.
Halloween
Gnome Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, you can sit on my pumpkin,
but you butternut squash it!
Garden
Gnome Come-On: Hey Gnirl, if you were a ripe, juicy tomato,
I would just eat you up.
Troll
Chat Up Line: Hey Gnirl, I've been wanting to get to gnome
you.
Creepy
Gnome Valentine's Day Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, I don't need
Twitter 'cause I'm already following you.
Valentine's
Day Gnome Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, are you a florist? 'Cause
I want to plant your tulips and my tulips together.
VD
Day Gnome Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, do you know what this shirt
is made of? Boyfriend material!
Christmas
Gnome Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, let's pretend to be presents
and get laid under the tree.
Christmas
Gnome Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, know what's missing from your
RRY CHRISTMAS? It's ME!
Meteorologist
Gnome Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, you are so hot that
you must be causing global warming!
Chemistry
Gnerd Chat Up Line: Hey Gnirl, do you have 11 protons? 'Cause
you are sodium fine!
Dr.
Gnome Chemistry Chat Up Line: Hey Gnirl, are you hydrogen?
'Cause I think you're number 1.
Dr.
Gnome Pick Up Line: Hey Gnirl, are you made of Fluorine,
Iodine, and Neon? 'Cause you are F I Ne.
Dr.
Gnome Pick Up Line: Hey Gnirl, are you made of Nickel, Cerium,
Arsenic and Sulfur? 'Cause you've got a NiCe AsS.
Dr.
Gnome Hookup Line: Hey Gnirl, let's be lab partners again
tonight so I can put my stirring rod in your beaker.
Physics-cal
Gnome Come-On: Hey Gnirl, I may be a physics major, but
I'm no Bohr in bed.
Dr.
Gnome Chat Up Line: Hey Gnirl, if I was an enzyme, I'd be
DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey Gnirl, are you Swiss? 'Cause I think we'd
have a hole lot of fun together. |
