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Cheesy Pick-Up Lines and Horny Hookup Lines
Proposition a hottie with cheesy come-on jokes, funny chat
up flirts, and funny pick-up lines!
Chat Up Flirts, Funny Come-Ons, Dating Humor
(Because Hot Hookup Lines,
Firey Come-Ons, and Sizzling Dates Couldn't TOO
Mainstream on the 4th of July!) |
Warning:
Hookup with an Arsonist at Your Own Risk! 'Cause you never know
who might light up your life.
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| Cheesy Pick Up Lines
| Actor Lines | Animal
Pick Ups | Bank Lines |
Bar Flirts | Chef
Chat Ups |
| Colorado Come Ons | Daily
Pick Ups | Farmer Flirts | Garden
Chat Ups | Gnome Pick Up Lines |
| Gym Flirts | Hipster
Hooks | Locksmith Openers
| Music Picks | Pirate
Hookups | Police Picks |
| Scary | Scientist
Flirts | Sci-Fi Pick Ups |
Sex Bot | Sick
Come Ons | Sports | Travel
Hookups |
| Superhero Come Ons | Batman
| Hulk Hookups | Superman
| Weed Hookups | VD
Day Flirts |
| Winter Flirtss | Xmas
Chat Ups | Dating Jokes | Dating
App | Relationship LOLs
| Lover Jokes |
Funny
Come-On: Gnome has a photographic memory when it comes to
cheesy pick up lines.
Pick
Up a Photographer Line: Dude, is that a lens cap in your
pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Artist
Pick Up Line: If I told you I like your body of work, would
you hold it against me?
Gnome
Hookup Line: Hey baby, what would it take to get invited
into your inner Iris? |
The
provo-bility of this cheesy come-on working is cheddar than
1 in 10.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you Swiss? 'Cause I think we'd
have a hole lot of fun together.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, it's un-brie-lievable that I'm not
your hot date tonight.
Cheesy
Chat Up Line: Hey Colby, let's hit the town tonight and
listen to some R 'N Brie.
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...the
secretary will disavow any gnowledge of your actions.
This tape will self-destruct in 5 seconds. Good Luck!
Gnome
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, would you like to get to gnome
me?
Pick
Up a Garden Gnome Line: Hey little man, is your name GNorm?
'Cause you have enormous appeal.
Gnome
Pick Up Line: Hey babe, I'm from Gnome Land Security, so
I'll need to inspect your baggage. |
Scientist
Pick Up Line: You must be a compound of beryllium and barium
because you're a total BaBe!
Chemistry
Chat Up Line: Hey baby, are you made of Nickel, Cerium,
arsenic and Sulfur? 'Cause you've got a NiCe AsS.
Physicist
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, would you like to help me prove
the Big Bang isn't just a theory or a sitcom? |
Dumb
Ass Pick Up Line: Apparently phone sex is gnot as sexy as
it sounds.
Pick
Up a Tech Guy Line: Hey big fella, is that an iPod in your
pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Tech
Hookup Line: Hey girl, do you need me to unzip your files?
Tech
Hookup Line: Hey baby, your homepage, or mine?
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Fruity
Pick Up Line: Hey you big ape, is that a banana in your
pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Big
Ape Hookup Line: Hey girl, is that a banana in
your pocket, or are you just leading me on?
Horny
Banana Line: Hey girl, despite appearances, I can asure
you that I am not bent. |
Chemistry
101 Pick Up Line: Hey girl, wanna be my lab partner? 'Cause
I think we'd have some great chemistry together.
After
Hours Chemistry Come-On: Hey babe, might a little more alcohol
catalyze this reaction?
Science
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, did you lose an electron? 'Cause
you are positively attractive.
Chemistry
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, let's be lab partners again tonight
so I can put my stirring rod in your beaker. |
Medicated
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause you take
my pain away.
Sick
Pick Up Line: Hey babe, either I have vertigo, or you just
rocked my world?
Sick
Hookup Line: Hey hottie, you breathe oxygen and so do I!
Looks like we already have something in common.
Sick
Come-On: Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause you're having an
effect on my whole body.
Medical
Chat Up Line: Someday I hope to be your emergency contact.
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Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, let's get a whey tonight
and spend the night at my cottage.
Cheesy
Hookup Line: Hey girl, are you an assorted cheese platter?
'Cause I'd like to sample every part of you.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, our first date was gouda,
but our next date will be even feta.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey baby, I can tempt you with lots o' Mozzarella
along with meat balls. |
Deja
Brew: Haven't we been to this pub before?
Brew
Pub Come-On Line: Hey Bae, don't you just hate it when guys
try to use cheesy pick-ups on you?
Brew
Pub Pick Up Line: Girl, you owe me a beer 'cause I spilled
mine when you walked by.
Bar
Chat Up Line: Hey there, do you hate singles' bars? 'Cause
so do I. See we already have one thing in common.
Distillery
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, some people say I'm a barrel of
laughs. |
Mouse
Pick Up Line: Mice to meet you!
Fishy
Come-On: Hey Babe, let's hook up some time.
Big
Cat Chat Up Line: Is your daddy Tony, the Tiger? 'Cause
you look grrreat!
Q.
What is it called when a rattlesnake can't produce venom?
A. E-reptile dysfunction!
Q.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
A. One says ribbit, ribbit and the other says rub-it, rub-it.
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Wine
Lovers Line: Baby, the smoothest way to taste this wine
is straight from my lips.
Closing
Time Pick Up Line: Hey girl, that dress looks really great
on you. But, it'd look even better on the foot of my bed.
Wine
Lovers Hookup Line: Girl, if I got a taste of you, I'd roll
my tongue around in you for hours.
Wine
Pick Up Line: No girl, I don't fancy wines, but I do appreciate
moans.
Vino
Pick Up Line: Hey babe, wanna help me bottle some wine this
weekend? I'll let you do the corking. |
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| Cheesy Pick Up Lines | 2
| Animal Pick Up Lines | Arty
Hipster Hookups | Banker Pick
Up Lines |
| Bar Come Ons | Chef
Chat Up Lines | Colorado Come Ons
| Daily Come-Ons | Farm
Pick-Ups |
| Gardener Chat Ups | Gnome
Pick Ups | Gym Hookups | Locksmith
Openers | Music Hook Lines
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| Pirate Hookup Lines | Police
Pick Ups | 2 | Robot
Pick-Up Lines | Scary Monster Pick
Up Lines |
| Scientist Flirt Ups | Science
Fiction Pick Ups | Sick Come Ons
| Sports Lines | Travel
Hookups |
| Superhero Pick-Up Lines |
2 | Batman
Chat Ups | The Hulk Hookups
| Superman Come-Ons |
| Thespian Lines | Weed
Hookups | 2 | 3
| VD Day Come Ons | Winter
Picks | Xmas Chat Ups | 2
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| Dating Jokes | Dating
App LOLs | Relationship Jokes
| Lover Jokes, Love Puns |
Sex Bot Jokes |
| Marriage Jokes | Wife
Jokes | Divorce Jokes | Breakup
Jokes | Bachelor Jokes | Stripper
Jokes |
| Guy Jokes, Man Humor | Caveman
LOLs | Lady Jokes, Woman Puns |
Family, Mom, Dad Jokes |
You've
come on along this
far, so here's even more hot
humor, flirty grins,
sizzling jokes and firey
painful puns that'll pick up
your inner flame:
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Jokes | Doctor Jokes | Fit
Humor | Gnome Nonsense |
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Humor | Money Puns | Monster
Jokes | Music Jokes | Pet
Puns | Pirate Puns | Police
Jokes |
| Sci-Fi Jokes | Seasonal
Puns | Sports Jokes | Superhero
Puns | Travel Jokes | Vampire
Jokes | Weed Jokes |
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